Rogue_Alphonse

I was away installing a whole kitchen at a beach house and replacing an engine part located under the intake of a Jeep for my parents for Xmas. Happy Harmonica!

He isn't a chewer, he is just mean to everyone.

And you are a stupid fuck.

He has 1,000.

Oh god you're one of those people who automatically think app Pitbulls are dangerous aren't you?

Angery senile.

I think this dog is going senile.

No, you were unzipping yours and turned her into a lesbian.

She was a lesbian.

Who drinks more than I did when I was 15, and now smokes weed occasionally! =D

But on the plus side, he gets distracted by shadows high up on the walls and ceiling now.

So am I... I just wasn't interested in weed back then.

BBQ glaze or baste: Stubb's Sweet Heat and some red wine... about half a bottle of BBQ to about 1/2 cup of red wine.

See, I never smoked until I was 19... and I barely smoke now.

I have a station that plays a show called "Echoes" that I stream, all trippy and relaxation music for 2 hours... but too loud by ONE NOTCH and I am annoyed. Other things too. like my night light HAS to be unplugged.

It depends for me, but I hardly smoke.

NORMALLY it makes me horny as fuck and I stay that way. That time was not the case

Worst but funniest. Me and drunk friend (dude) got horny and got into it. We had drank a whole handle of whiskey among other things that night. Whiskey dick happened like 20 minutes in, for both of us, at the same time. It was so bad we laughed hysterically.

When I have to get up because the radio I fall asleep to is not set to the CORRECT volume, it's bad. And I legit will turn it down from 1.4 to 1.3 to correct it.

ALL THE FUCKING TIME

My nose is clogged with 123 year old dust though.

as 200lbs of plaster from 1894 collapses from the wall it is on and falls against you... event of my day. Good thing the only thing with a broken leg was the chair...