Rogue_Alphonse

I don't have an ex-wife.

Too bad their choice car was shit. inb4stillme

Hemorrhoids on steroids.

I weigh less than you and can outdrink you AND not be hungover the next day.

I haven't seen one of those in years, and I have a place near the shore.

Guess who has been on a pineapple and OJ spree!

How can they not figure out who was liable?

Have I told you lately, that I love you? ?

I’m strapped too. You get no help.

Aside from [as] for background noise because my TV automatically switches from the Xbox or PS4 back to cable when I turn one off and I am too lazy to switch over to the radio Walking Dead and Better Call Saul are all I am interested in.

No, because I only get ads when I use my phone or tablet for YT. Normally if I watch or listen to music on YT, it’s on my PC and I don’t get ads. Usually I use Amazon or radio station apps to listen to music via my tablet.

Guy blowies always seem to be better than girl blowies.

I have homemade stuff that blows the doors off of Bailey’s. Definitely making more in the future. :3

Technically 10 days ago was my 12 year anniversary. fuck.

Probably not me.

Bailey’s?

Maybe? That would be an odd tasting coffee though.

Oh I was in horrible shape last night, hence no Discord activity from me

I do have a very overactive immune system...

Orange juice with vodka.

Last night I felt a cold hitting me. today I feel fine. maybe having two screwdrivers helped?

Me too.

Oh.

Do not shave. Ever.

They are. They make great jerky, steaks, scrapple, bologna....