Rogue_Alphonse

I weigh less than you and can outdrink you AND not be hungover the next day.

I haven't seen one of those in years, and I have a place near the shore.

Guess who has been on a pineapple and OJ spree!

How can they not figure out who was liable?

Have I told you lately, that I love you? ?

I’m strapped too. You get no help.

Aside from [as] for background noise because my TV automatically switches from the Xbox or PS4 back to cable when I turn one off and I am too lazy to switch over to the radio Walking Dead and Better Call Saul are all I am interested in.

No, because I only get ads when I use my phone or tablet for YT. Normally if I watch or listen to music on YT, it’s on my PC and I don’t get ads. Usually I use Amazon or radio station apps to listen to music via my tablet.

Guy blowies always seem to be better than girl blowies.

I have homemade stuff that blows the doors off of Bailey’s. Definitely making more in the future. :3

Technically 10 days ago was my 12 year anniversary. fuck.

Probably not me.

Bailey’s?

Maybe? That would be an odd tasting coffee though.

Oh I was in horrible shape last night, hence no Discord activity from me

I do have a very overactive immune system...

Orange juice with vodka.

Last night I felt a cold hitting me. today I feel fine. maybe having two screwdrivers helped?

Me too.

Oh.

Do not shave. Ever.

They are. They make great jerky, steaks, scrapple, bologna....

Just get a superflush toilet.

I had to pull the blower motor out of hers because the old filter got sucked into it. Good job, Nissan.

My gf's car requires you to remove the glove box completely, which is just four screws.