Rogue_Alphonse

No, I will. A little inside for doing it. You see son, it hurts me to have to punish you like this.. but tough love is just that - tough love.

I DO THOUGH

I know, I looked up the IP lol

what

He still posts

You can be my body pillow

@Vamped is sexy though.

I clap for the shoe hands

Well her son will put him in his place anyway.

I agree.

Relax before your ban stretches across multiple more names (that's not a threat from me FYI). He posted this as a joke because of how horrible it is in general, not because of what it is *supposed* to be.

I post this here, because he cannot access the dumpster where this belongs.

I bet the empty plate is better tasting.

This. My toaster oven has a broil function and if I want to toast a samdwidgh, I pop it on broil for a few mins. You can also bake bacon and then switch to broil for the final couple of minutes to make it come out perfect. This is good if you want to make a fuckton of bacon quickly.

Jesus christ no.

sameee

I better get those snaps.

Not to me >_>

I could eat for at least two years!

Yeah but then I stayed single for 7 years 🙃

Never had that happen. I cut ties after the first time.

@ZeroStralem I got u a caek

Henlo 💙

I'm mad about the lighting.