Rogue_Alphonse

remember... this happened in your state...

Daddy has spoken.

Well had he taken the truck it would have been his Mercury Topaz How dare you stereotype me, you're from Alabama.

On a mountain in my dad's truck... stole it while he was at work went and picked up gf blah blah how cliche It was fun though... I knocked the truck out of gear and it started rolling until I mashed the parking brake and just kept going with my gf like nothing happened

It's called Dumpster Fires. We need a MasterBlaster.

No, we are not.

*good boi.

Cramming after dinner mints up there isn't exactly sanitary...

You're doing that thing that everyone who leaves and comes back does.

I do

You'd fit right in.

Ew please stop talking about your ass...

It's always fresh, boi.

You posted this on Discord last night

Only if I go to Rehoboth Beach

I have a deep dish dick I can serve

I just cleaned up more trash in this thread. Keep your stupid bickering to DF, or the next GROUP of people who do that shit in a thread all are getting bans. It's very annoying to have to scroll through your childish shit.

I can smell the beach already. The clean Delaware ones, not the shitty NJ ones.

I gotta see when my next con is but PM me anyway

Actually I am the perfect pillow...

Not really. PA is a vast state, as is DE and RI. Maybe not in size, but in people...

Please, eat as much McDonald's as you can.

Sure, if that stalker wants to find out what a 9mm hollowpoint feels like..

Last jack-off in PA for a while...