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ITasteLikeSex

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  1. I’m currently naked and getting drunk on a Monday night
  2. ICE PEOPLE
  3. Talk about dicks here and keep it out of my nerd thread
  4. Have you considered not trying to cum that much?
  5. I’m saving that for next year’s Nathan’s contest
  6. You triggered my fap card! Go! Mirror Jizz! Turn his monsters jizz against them and save my cum points!
  7. I.T.L.S. Super Dreadnought Gustav Max Elite Commander [Beast-Warrior/Effect/Fusion] This card may only be special summoned from the extra deck by removing from play one Super Dreadnaught Railcannon Gustav Max from your field or graveyard. This card also counts as a Machine monster. Once per turn on your turn you may banish the top five cards of your deck to deal damage to your opponent’s life points equal to half of their remaining life points. 5000/5000
  8. When I was but a wee lad at the young age of a mere eight years old, my mother didn’t let me have a strawberry YooHoo. Today I bought my own and drank it with great satisfaction that no one, not even her, could stop me. Childhood status: Revenged.
  9. I remember that guy. He was aight.
  10. I’m not good at computer how did I get here
  11. I’m afraid I don’t recognize your name
  12. Fuggs I’m gonna say this with as much empathy and kindness as I can: Hire a therapist. I know what it’s like to need one myself and there’s no shame in it.
  13. Fuck man that’s awful. I didn’t know that kind of thing was a thing. Do you have to live on a keto style diet?
  14. The biggest real city Im close to is probably Akron.
  15. Clearing rainforests needs to stop. We have more than enough farmable land in the US to provide non meat foods assuming we would not only eat less meat but also less processed grains. Technically Doritos are grains but that’s a lot of processing.
  16. Move to Ohio. All we have to do here is drugs until we have enough money to move to civilization.
  17. ITLS 1RB Legendary Creature - Dwarf First strike Whenever ITLS is dealt damage, ITLS gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Whenever you or another creature you control is dealt damage, ITLS gets +1/+0 and trample until end of turn. 2/3
  18. Public esteem rotates the proletariat cacti
  19. Don’t Trust a Fart at the Dinner Table, the ITLS Story
  20. You’re still alive? Not trying to sound like a dick (I’m sounding like a dick) but I thought you were 70 back in the day for some reason.
  21. A blast from the past, with that sass and IB crass So does yours. I was mostly in Babbling/IB. Who besides luuv? They say life is short but living is the longest chore of your life I remember your name but can’t place a personality on it Aw man I just got out of Hell Shit that was from you? The local mob is after me because of that. *extremely Packard voice* just buy more money I completely ducked out of the ASMB after a certain point. Even the MySpace account I made back in 2007 or so is gone.
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