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Nobody's gonna catch me, I work from home.

I try not to drink and work. I drink and jack off. I jack off and work. But never all three.

There is when you're doing it while working.

That is not possible.

I work, I drink, I masturbate. I do all of those things way too much.

This is the best post so far. It's true, you can't even speak Russian without using 3 genders.

That is definitely a problem.

I really wanna get us off SMF before anything. This shit is dying and half the broken stuff I'd have to spend hours rewriting to get to run on the new server.

So there's 0 genders?

I just made a joke when she talked about her manager riding her ass >_> I thought it was funny, and she did too

hmu

I'm ready to be blown for sure

I don't wanna kill the man

I got something that comes to a point that I'd like to get close to your titties

Buddy I didn't know she was married, be mad at your wife for flirting with a random dude.

I want the model 3 because it's about a 5th of the cost of the model S. Also I have a charger in my garage already.

Is that a pair of text titties

I'll be spending $35k next year too. On the complete opposite kind of car... does 0-60 in 5.3 sec though.

Not with any great urgency but sometimes I think about it as the final end to my life. I don't want to go out with dementia or suffering of old age. Sometimes when I have really bad migraines I consider it, especially when they go on for a few hours.

I'm not management, I'm a team lead. I don't sign paychecks, fire or arrange people. I instruct, teach, delegate and architect projects. I'm basically a glorified babysitter 9-5, and an engineer on the weekends and nights.

We'll be ready for it when we pass universal basic income.

That's the dream. Not likely, but would be nice.

Nah it's more like. "I analyzed 3 years of your shopping history and on average you spend $347 per month on groceries - as you prefer fresh food over frozen and about 60% meat to 25% produce to 15% grain goods, I've organized weekly deliveries of foods that would suit your average meal plan under those criteria." After which you rate how well it did in certain areas and it learns even further from that.

Oh, yeah. That's probably 40 years or so down the line.

Yeah that's what I'm talking about. It's an AI that learns from your purchasing habits and figures out what you need or would like and buys it, based off the spending criteria you give it. The most popular one is a fashion one right now.