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Guest squirrelygod

bought her a ring, already know she will say yes. Just waiting to be in a Japanese garden with next weekend to give it to her.

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Awesome man, taking a big step

 

Been together about 5 years, might as well seal the deal.

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You want to stay engaged for a while or proceed with the wedding right away

 

Probably engaged for a decent bit

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Watch when it happens it will rain and you too will end in a love hotel

 

Doubt it, mostly because the Japanese garden, while being praised by the Japanese, is not in Japan.

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Do you think she'll get the house when all the dust settles?

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

HOUSE

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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hahaha...another classic squirrelygod mess around.....good one, bruv

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you're not kidding r u  :|

 

 

Ha ha, I'm such a merry prankster!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nope, this is a thing that's happening

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Congratulations, buddy! Quick question: Will there be an open bar at the wedding? Follow up question: If yes to the previous question, am I invited?

 

And here are your answers, in order of being asked:

 

Yes

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Maybe

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lol you're marrying a weeb.  :poop:

 

Better than being forever alone.  :fap:

 

Weeb with big tits at least

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Ha ha, I'm such a merry prankster!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nope, this is a thing that's happening

 

Congrats you beautiful bastid....before you ask, I gotta head you off, I can't make it....I got this thing that week...but I wish you good things, and hopefully, a debaucherous bachelor party

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Congrats you beautiful bastid....before you ask, I gotta head you off, I can't make it....I got this thing that week...but I wish you good things, and hopefully, a debaucherous bachelor party

 

Thank you, I'll make sure to still have a place for you at the reception just in case.

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closest to the bar and or bridesmaids.............................bar prefered

 

The bar will be next to the bridesmaids, so you get both options

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I dare you to propose by saying "kimi no oppai wa hontouni ookii dakara kekkon shite kudasai." (Because your tits are really big, please marry me.)

 

But you see, I'm not a weeb so I don't know how to actually say that

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From dealing with moms, I know what maybe means.  : (

 

This is more of a logistics maybe

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Well, neither do most weebs. Oh well. You gonna have your honeymoon in Japan?

 

That's her call, I know better than to interfere with a females plans

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Guest Zintar

bought her a ring, already know she will say yes. Just waiting to be in a Japanese garden with next weekend to give it to her.

 

Cool, congrats! I hope it all works out for you both. It is possible! (I've been married over 20 years now).

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Cool, congrats! I hope it all works out for you both. It is possible! (I've been married over 20 years now).

 

We've been together for 5 years already, which is at least a good sign.

 

Thank you, and congrats to you as well, 20 is a night high number a lot of couples don't make it to anymore

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I got out of mine......Best feeling ever....I almost fucked up my whole life because I got too lazy to get bitches.

 

My lady likes to get bitches as well though, it's a win win

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::spin::

 

is poof the one you're proposing to....is this how you're doing it???

 

200-17.gif

 

Oh god no, I'm not into schween.

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that you are...and for that you shall get a cookie....raisin, the cookie of honesty

 

Is it at least oatmeal raisin?

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