My penis is a decent size, nothing super special.

[Skinko]

But it is handsome as fuck.

 

I was looking at it just now, and I gotta tell ya... I'd suck it.

[CAC]

Congradz

[little_girl_lost]

pics or its not handsome

[mochi]

But it is handsome as fuck.

 

I was looking at it just now, and I gotta tell ya... I'd suck it.

so would I

[Skinko]

Congradz

Thanks, bro!

[Skinko]

so would I

We can double team it.

 

I'll have to get a couple ribs removed first though.

[Bouvre]

 

I'd suck it.

 

 

From a Vice article on somebody who can perform it:

Be thin, loosen up, get hard, pick a position, get somebody to assist pushing down on your legs or back, and be prepared for the taste.

[Skinko]

pics or its not handsome

I'm not sharing pics here, but there a few people here who can attest to my handsome dick. You'll have to ask around.  ::spin::

[Phillies]

I'm not sharing pics here, but there a few people here who can attest to my handsome dick. You'll have to ask around.  ::spin::

 

**raises hand** I can vouch for this

[Skinko]

Be thin

Aaaaaand you've lost me. 

[Phillies]

Same with mine... all 4 white inches

[Skinko]

**raises hand** I can vouch for this

Unless I didn't get those videos off the internet in time, I highly doubt it.  :poop:

[Skinko]

Same with mine... all 4 white inches

gtfo wit yo cracka-ass penis

[Phillies]

Unless I didn't get those videos off the internet in time, I highly doubt it.  :poop:

 

You sure didn't :fap:

[Juice McKenzie]

Mine's there

[CAC]

Thanks, bro!

 

yup....

[Bouvre]

Aaaaaand you've lost me. 

Ain't gonna stop you from getting it from others though, so silver lining.

[Rogue_Alphonse]

But it is handsome as fuck.

 

I was looking at it just now, and I gotta tell ya... I'd suck it.

 

Me too. I've seen it, I know.

[Skinko]

Me too. I've seen it, I know.

True story, you're one of only seven people on Earth who have seen my dick.

 

Not including when I was in diapers, obviously.