1938_Packard Posted April 27, 2017 Posted April 27, 2017 Narrator: Our story begins at Titan Tower. Raven is seated at the dining table reading a newspaper. Beast Boy is seated nearby reading a manga. Robin is a few feet away at his desk poring over the household bills. Robin: "What!? $2,780 for a new fridge? That’s the last time I let Cyborg do the shopping. Darn him and his obsession with high tech. What was wrong with the old fridge anyway?" Raven: "Silkie ate it" Robin: "Why doesn’t anybody take that magot to the dump to eat? It’s a veritible buffet for him and it’s free!" Beast Boy: "He doesn’t like junk food." Starfire: **shuffles in slowly** "Please as not to converse so loudly. I’m hanging over." Robin: "Well, look who finally decided to get out of bed. Good afternoon." Raven: "Too much lemonade again? If citric acid is intoxicating to you, why do you keep drinking it?" Starfire: "It’s just so delicious. I can’t resist it." Beast Boy: "Sign up for Lemons Anonymous." Cyborg: **Yelling from upstairs** "RaaaVEN!! When are you going to learn to stop leaving this disgusting hair in the shower drain!?" Raven: "How about when you learn to flush?" Cyborg: "That’s Beast Boy’s mess!" Raven: "Don’t lie. His is orange and smells like black walnut." Beast Boy: "Now just HOW would you know THAT!?" Raven: "I do the laundry here." Robin: "Alright, Beast Boy! What’s THIS?" Beast Boy: "It’s the receipt for last month’s electric bill." Robin: "That’s a rhetorical question! I mean, why is it folded into a paper swan? Don’t you remember what happened the last time we lost a utility receipt?" Beat Boy: "Well I…" Robin: "Look, use this for your stupid oragami!" **throws book at Beast Boy** Raven: "That’s my spell book." Robin: "Well, keep it off my desk. The bills don’t get paid by magic." Starfire: **vomits copiously** Raven: "Eww." **floats mop over to Beast Boy** Beast Boy: Hey, what the…" Raven: You owe me a day of cleaning the kitchen, remember? A bet’s a bet and I’m calling it. Now hurry before it burns through the marble." Robin: "That does it! I’m scratching everything citrus off the grocery list." Cyborg: **steps in** "That won’t help. She’s got her own lemon tree in her room. Raven, I’m sorry I yelled at you. My back has been killing me all morning and it has me out of sorts." Raven: "I’ll take you to Jiffy Lube." **Door bell rings, Robin looks at the monitor** Robin: "Oh! Heidi’s here! **sprays in breath deodorizer and combs hair** Now, everybody act cool." Raven: "News flash, Robin. The mail carrier is not in love with you. She wouldn’t waste ten minutes with you." Robin: "Put a sock in it." **opens door** Heidi: "I’ve got three packages for…" Star Fire: **blows massive major chunks** Heidi: **drops packages and runs*** Robin: "Way to mess up my moves, Star Fire!" Raven: **sniffs package** "It’s the wolfsbane I ordered." Beast Boy: "Sweet! Can I have some? I might need it. Cyborg’s mom will be visiting next week." Cyborg: "You mealy mouthed little punk! I’ll…" **alarm rings** Star Fire: "No, no! Not now!" Robin: "Trouble! It’s Cinder Block again. Come on, Star Fire You could finally put that acid of yours to good use. Titans, GO!" Narrator: "And so begins another day of heroic adventures for the Dysfunctional Titans."
mthor Posted April 27, 2017 Posted April 27, 2017 Narrator: Our story begins at Titan Tower. Raven is seated at the dining table reading a newspaper. Beast Boy is seated nearby reading a manga. Robin is a few feet away at his desk poring over the household bills. Robin: "What!? $2,780 for a new fridge? That’s the last time I let Cyborg do the shopping. Darn him and his obsession with high tech. What was wrong with the old fridge anyway?" Raven: "Silkie ate it" Robin: "Why doesn’t anybody take that magot to the dump to eat? It’s a veritible buffet for him and it’s free!" Beast Boy: "He doesn’t like junk food." Starfire: **shuffles in slowly** "Please as not to converse so loudly. I’m hanging over." Robin: "Well, look who finally decided to get out of bed. Good afternoon." Raven: "Too much lemonade again? If citric acid is intoxicating to you, why do you keep drinking it?" Starfire: "It’s just so delicious. I can’t resist it." Beast Boy: "Sign up for Lemons Anonymous." Cyborg: **Yelling from upstairs** "RaaaVEN!! When are you going to learn to stop leaving this disgusting hair in the shower drain!?" Raven: "How about when you learn to flush?" Cyborg: "That’s Beast Boy’s mess!" Raven: "Don’t lie. His is orange and smells like black walnut." Beast Boy: "Now just HOW would you know THAT!?" Raven: "I do the laundry here." Robin: "Alright, Beast Boy! What’s THIS?" Beast Boy: "It’s the receipt for last month’s electric bill." Robin: "That’s a rhetorical question! I mean, why is it folded into a paper swan? Don’t you remember what happened the last time we lost a utility receipt?" Beat Boy: "Well I…" Robin: "Look, use this for your stupid oragami!" **throws book at Beast Boy** Raven: "That’s my spell book." Robin: "Well, keep it off my desk. The bills don’t get paid by magic." Starfire: **vomits copiously** Raven: "Eww." **floats mop over to Beast Boy** Beast Boy: Hey, what the…" Raven: You owe me a day of cleaning the kitchen, remember? A bet’s a bet and I’m calling it. Now hurry before it burns through the marble." Robin: "That does it! I’m scratching everything citrus off the grocery list." Cyborg: **steps in** "That won’t help. She’s got her own lemon tree in her room. Raven, I’m sorry I yelled at you. My back has been killing me all morning and it has me out of sorts." Raven: "I’ll take you to Jiffy Lube." **Door bell rings, Robin looks at the monitor** Robin: "Oh! Heidi’s here! **sprays in breath deodorizer and combs hair** Now, everybody act cool." Raven: "News flash, Robin. The mail carrier is not in love with you. She wouldn’t waste ten minutes with you." Robin: "Put a sock in it." **opens door** Heidi: "I’ve got three packages for…" Star Fire: **blows massive major chunks** Heidi: **drops packages and runs*** Robin: "Way to mess up my moves, Star Fire!" Raven: **sniffs package** "It’s the wolfsbane I ordered." Beast Boy: "Sweet! Can I have some? I might need it. Cyborg’s mom will be visiting next week." Cyborg: "You mealy mouthed little punk! I’ll…" **alarm rings** Star Fire: "No, no! Not now!" Robin: "Trouble! It’s Cinder Block again. Come on, Star Fire You could finally put that acid of yours to good use. Titans, GO!" Narrator: "And so begins another day of heroic adventures for the Dysfunctional Titans." *origami
André Toulon Posted April 27, 2017 Posted April 27, 2017 Narrator: Our story begins at Titan Tower. Raven is seated at the dining table reading a newspaper. Beast Boy is seated nearby reading a manga. Robin is a few feet away at his desk poring over the household bills. Robin: "What!? $2,780 for a new fridge? That’s the last time I let Cyborg do the shopping. Darn him and his obsession with high tech. What was wrong with the old fridge anyway?" Raven: "Silkie ate it" Robin: "Why doesn’t anybody take that magot to the dump to eat? It’s a veritible buffet for him and it’s free!" Beast Boy: "He doesn’t like junk food." Starfire: **shuffles in slowly** "Please as not to converse so loudly. I’m hanging over." Robin: "Well, look who finally decided to get out of bed. Good afternoon." Raven: "Too much lemonade again? If citric acid is intoxicating to you, why do you keep drinking it?" Starfire: "It’s just so delicious. I can’t resist it." Beast Boy: "Sign up for Lemons Anonymous." Cyborg: **Yelling from upstairs** "RaaaVEN!! When are you going to learn to stop leaving this disgusting hair in the shower drain!?" Raven: "How about when you learn to flush?" Cyborg: "That’s Beast Boy’s mess!" Raven: "Don’t lie. His is orange and smells like black walnut." Beast Boy: "Now just HOW would you know THAT!?" Raven: "I do the laundry here." Robin: "Alright, Beast Boy! What’s THIS?" Beast Boy: "It’s the receipt for last month’s electric bill." Robin: "That’s a rhetorical question! I mean, why is it folded into a paper swan? Don’t you remember what happened the last time we lost a utility receipt?" Beat Boy: "Well I…" Robin: "Look, use this for your stupid oragami!" **throws book at Beast Boy** Raven: "That’s my spell book." Robin: "Well, keep it off my desk. The bills don’t get paid by magic." Starfire: **vomits copiously** Raven: "Eww." **floats mop over to Beast Boy** Beast Boy: Hey, what the…" Raven: You owe me a day of cleaning the kitchen, remember? A bet’s a bet and I’m calling it. Now hurry before it burns through the marble." Robin: "That does it! I’m scratching everything citrus off the grocery list." Cyborg: **steps in** "That won’t help. She’s got her own lemon tree in her room. Raven, I’m sorry I yelled at you. My back has been killing me all morning and it has me out of sorts." Raven: "I’ll take you to Jiffy Lube." **Door bell rings, Robin looks at the monitor** Robin: "Oh! Heidi’s here! **sprays in breath deodorizer and combs hair** Now, everybody act cool." Raven: "News flash, Robin. The mail carrier is not in love with you. She wouldn’t waste ten minutes with you." Robin: "Put a sock in it." **opens door** Heidi: "I’ve got three packages for…" Star Fire: **blows massive major chunks** Heidi: **drops packages and runs*** Robin: "Way to mess up my moves, Star Fire!" Raven: **sniffs package** "It’s the wolfsbane I ordered." Beast Boy: "Sweet! Can I have some? I might need it. Cyborg’s mom will be visiting next week." Cyborg: "You mealy mouthed little punk! I’ll…" **alarm rings** Star Fire: "No, no! Not now!" Robin: "Trouble! It’s Cinder Block again. Come on, Star Fire You could finally put that acid of yours to good use. Titans, GO!" Narrator: "And so begins another day of heroic adventures for the Dysfunctional Titans." *maggot
Houdini Splicer Posted April 27, 2017 Posted April 27, 2017 I read all that. Why did I read all that? Other than that, sounds like a normal day at Titan Tower.
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