1938_Packard Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Narrator: Our story begins at Titan Tower. Raven is seated at the dining table reading a newspaper. Beast Boy is seated nearby reading a manga. Robin is a few feet away at his desk poring over the household bills. Robin: "What!? $2,780 for a new fridge? That’s the last time I let Cyborg do the shopping. Darn him and his obsession with high tech. What was wrong with the old fridge anyway?" Raven: "Silkie ate it" Robin: "Why doesn’t anybody take that magot to the dump to eat? It’s a veritible buffet for him and it’s free!" Beast Boy: "He doesn’t like junk food." Starfire: **shuffles in slowly** "Please as not to converse so loudly. I’m hanging over." Robin: "Well, look who finally decided to get out of bed. Good afternoon." Raven: "Too much lemonade again? If citric acid is intoxicating to you, why do you keep drinking it?" Starfire: "It’s just so delicious. I can’t resist it." Beast Boy: "Sign up for Lemons Anonymous." Cyborg: **Yelling from upstairs** "RaaaVEN!! When are you going to learn to stop leaving this disgusting hair in the shower drain!?" Raven: "How about when you learn to flush?" Cyborg: "That’s Beast Boy’s mess!" Raven: "Don’t lie. His is orange and smells like black walnut." Beast Boy: "Now just HOW would you know THAT!?" Raven: "I do the laundry here." Robin: "Alright, Beast Boy! What’s THIS?" Beast Boy: "It’s the receipt for last month’s electric bill." Robin: "That’s a rhetorical question! I mean, why is it folded into a paper swan? Don’t you remember what happened the last time we lost a utility receipt?" Beat Boy: "Well I…" Robin: "Look, use this for your stupid oragami!" **throws book at Beast Boy** Raven: "That’s my spell book." Robin: "Well, keep it off my desk. The bills don’t get paid by magic." Starfire: **vomits copiously** Raven: "Eww." **floats mop over to Beast Boy** Beast Boy: Hey, what the…" Raven: You owe me a day of cleaning the kitchen, remember? A bet’s a bet and I’m calling it. Now hurry before it burns through the marble." Robin: "That does it! I’m scratching everything citrus off the grocery list." Cyborg: **steps in** "That won’t help. She’s got her own lemon tree in her room. Raven, I’m sorry I yelled at you. My back has been killing me all morning and it has me out of sorts." Raven: "I’ll take you to Jiffy Lube." **Door bell rings, Robin looks at the monitor** Robin: "Oh! Heidi’s here! **sprays in breath deodorizer and combs hair** Now, everybody act cool." Raven: "News flash, Robin. The mail carrier is not in love with you. She wouldn’t waste ten minutes with you." Robin: "Put a sock in it." **opens door** Heidi: "I’ve got three packages for…" Star Fire: **blows massive major chunks** Heidi: **drops packages and runs*** Robin: "Way to mess up my moves, Star Fire!" Raven: **sniffs package** "It’s the wolfsbane I ordered." Beast Boy: "Sweet! Can I have some? I might need it. Cyborg’s mom will be visiting next week." Cyborg: "You mealy mouthed little punk! I’ll…" **alarm rings** Star Fire: "No, no! Not now!" Robin: "Trouble! It’s Cinder Block again. Come on, Star Fire You could finally put that acid of yours to good use. Titans, GO!" Narrator: "And so begins another day of heroic adventures for the Dysfunctional Titans." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Narrator: Our story begins at Titan Tower. Raven is seated at the dining table reading a newspaper. Beast Boy is seated nearby reading a manga. Robin is a few feet away at his desk poring over the household bills. Robin: "What!? $2,780 for a new fridge? That’s the last time I let Cyborg do the shopping. Darn him and his obsession with high tech. What was wrong with the old fridge anyway?" Raven: "Silkie ate it" Robin: "Why doesn’t anybody take that magot to the dump to eat? It’s a veritible buffet for him and it’s free!" Beast Boy: "He doesn’t like junk food." Starfire: **shuffles in slowly** "Please as not to converse so loudly. I’m hanging over." Robin: "Well, look who finally decided to get out of bed. Good afternoon." Raven: "Too much lemonade again? If citric acid is intoxicating to you, why do you keep drinking it?" Starfire: "It’s just so delicious. I can’t resist it." Beast Boy: "Sign up for Lemons Anonymous." Cyborg: **Yelling from upstairs** "RaaaVEN!! When are you going to learn to stop leaving this disgusting hair in the shower drain!?" Raven: "How about when you learn to flush?" Cyborg: "That’s Beast Boy’s mess!" Raven: "Don’t lie. His is orange and smells like black walnut." Beast Boy: "Now just HOW would you know THAT!?" Raven: "I do the laundry here." Robin: "Alright, Beast Boy! What’s THIS?" Beast Boy: "It’s the receipt for last month’s electric bill." Robin: "That’s a rhetorical question! I mean, why is it folded into a paper swan? Don’t you remember what happened the last time we lost a utility receipt?" Beat Boy: "Well I…" Robin: "Look, use this for your stupid oragami!" **throws book at Beast Boy** Raven: "That’s my spell book." Robin: "Well, keep it off my desk. The bills don’t get paid by magic." Starfire: **vomits copiously** Raven: "Eww." **floats mop over to Beast Boy** Beast Boy: Hey, what the…" Raven: You owe me a day of cleaning the kitchen, remember? A bet’s a bet and I’m calling it. Now hurry before it burns through the marble." Robin: "That does it! I’m scratching everything citrus off the grocery list." Cyborg: **steps in** "That won’t help. She’s got her own lemon tree in her room. Raven, I’m sorry I yelled at you. My back has been killing me all morning and it has me out of sorts." Raven: "I’ll take you to Jiffy Lube." **Door bell rings, Robin looks at the monitor** Robin: "Oh! Heidi’s here! **sprays in breath deodorizer and combs hair** Now, everybody act cool." Raven: "News flash, Robin. The mail carrier is not in love with you. She wouldn’t waste ten minutes with you." Robin: "Put a sock in it." **opens door** Heidi: "I’ve got three packages for…" Star Fire: **blows massive major chunks** Heidi: **drops packages and runs*** Robin: "Way to mess up my moves, Star Fire!" Raven: **sniffs package** "It’s the wolfsbane I ordered." Beast Boy: "Sweet! Can I have some? I might need it. Cyborg’s mom will be visiting next week." Cyborg: "You mealy mouthed little punk! I’ll…" **alarm rings** Star Fire: "No, no! Not now!" Robin: "Trouble! It’s Cinder Block again. Come on, Star Fire You could finally put that acid of yours to good use. Titans, GO!" Narrator: "And so begins another day of heroic adventures for the Dysfunctional Titans." *origami Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Narrator: Our story begins at Titan Tower. Raven is seated at the dining table reading a newspaper. Beast Boy is seated nearby reading a manga. Robin is a few feet away at his desk poring over the household bills. Robin: "What!? $2,780 for a new fridge? That’s the last time I let Cyborg do the shopping. Darn him and his obsession with high tech. What was wrong with the old fridge anyway?" Raven: "Silkie ate it" Robin: "Why doesn’t anybody take that magot to the dump to eat? It’s a veritible buffet for him and it’s free!" Beast Boy: "He doesn’t like junk food." Starfire: **shuffles in slowly** "Please as not to converse so loudly. I’m hanging over." Robin: "Well, look who finally decided to get out of bed. Good afternoon." Raven: "Too much lemonade again? If citric acid is intoxicating to you, why do you keep drinking it?" Starfire: "It’s just so delicious. I can’t resist it." Beast Boy: "Sign up for Lemons Anonymous." Cyborg: **Yelling from upstairs** "RaaaVEN!! When are you going to learn to stop leaving this disgusting hair in the shower drain!?" Raven: "How about when you learn to flush?" Cyborg: "That’s Beast Boy’s mess!" Raven: "Don’t lie. His is orange and smells like black walnut." Beast Boy: "Now just HOW would you know THAT!?" Raven: "I do the laundry here." Robin: "Alright, Beast Boy! What’s THIS?" Beast Boy: "It’s the receipt for last month’s electric bill." Robin: "That’s a rhetorical question! I mean, why is it folded into a paper swan? Don’t you remember what happened the last time we lost a utility receipt?" Beat Boy: "Well I…" Robin: "Look, use this for your stupid oragami!" **throws book at Beast Boy** Raven: "That’s my spell book." Robin: "Well, keep it off my desk. The bills don’t get paid by magic." Starfire: **vomits copiously** Raven: "Eww." **floats mop over to Beast Boy** Beast Boy: Hey, what the…" Raven: You owe me a day of cleaning the kitchen, remember? A bet’s a bet and I’m calling it. Now hurry before it burns through the marble." Robin: "That does it! I’m scratching everything citrus off the grocery list." Cyborg: **steps in** "That won’t help. She’s got her own lemon tree in her room. Raven, I’m sorry I yelled at you. My back has been killing me all morning and it has me out of sorts." Raven: "I’ll take you to Jiffy Lube." **Door bell rings, Robin looks at the monitor** Robin: "Oh! Heidi’s here! **sprays in breath deodorizer and combs hair** Now, everybody act cool." Raven: "News flash, Robin. The mail carrier is not in love with you. She wouldn’t waste ten minutes with you." Robin: "Put a sock in it." **opens door** Heidi: "I’ve got three packages for…" Star Fire: **blows massive major chunks** Heidi: **drops packages and runs*** Robin: "Way to mess up my moves, Star Fire!" Raven: **sniffs package** "It’s the wolfsbane I ordered." Beast Boy: "Sweet! Can I have some? I might need it. Cyborg’s mom will be visiting next week." Cyborg: "You mealy mouthed little punk! I’ll…" **alarm rings** Star Fire: "No, no! Not now!" Robin: "Trouble! It’s Cinder Block again. Come on, Star Fire You could finally put that acid of yours to good use. Titans, GO!" Narrator: "And so begins another day of heroic adventures for the Dysfunctional Titans." *maggot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 I am not reading your fanfic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 I read all that. Why did I read all that? Other than that, sounds like a normal day at Titan Tower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Fanfic section is that way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Also needs more dinosaurs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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