Zenigundam Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 I'm not a fan of this one because she's 24 and I met her on OKC last year, well she messaged me, but she's looking for a sugar daddy. She's pretty cute, but she's kinda on the hefty side, which isn't a really big deal because I'm not picky with girls even though obviously I'd want some smaller babe with a rocking skinny bod, and she's 5'10 and probably weighs about the same as I do, but yeah not a huge deal, but she's gonna be a real challenge to handle. Anyway, the soon to be 17 year old just told me that she'd call me five minutes ago, but basically f--k her because she has an 8pm curfew. Yeah looks like I'm meeting up with the gold digger at 6, we'll see how that goes. Should at least be able to hook up with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 :fap: Fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted April 15, 2017 Author Share Posted April 15, 2017 Watch your mouth, bro! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 Lol a 16 year old with an 8pm curfew on a Saturday? Should have just gone with she stood you up that's more believable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted April 15, 2017 Author Share Posted April 15, 2017 Lol a 16 year old with an 8pm curfew on a Saturday? Should have just gone with she stood you up that's more believable. I don't know if it's her curfew, but she told me that's when she needed to be home tonight. Her parents are conservative southerners. Anyway, I'm not about that anymore. I have two 17 year olds numbers from NJ, and those won't cost me as much gas and toll money!! It's mostly because she's flaking out though. If she wasn't choking right now, I'd meet up with her, but 24 year old gold digger is actually about it, even though she's way too old for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 Watch your mouth, bro! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 you know what this is getting old, find another way to troll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 you know what this is getting old, find another way to troll It was already old on the NodeBB board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 My other hand. See how much simpler and more believeable this post would have been if you just told the truth from the beginning? You're not fooling anyone, BSB*. * - bottom shelf bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 Is an "alternate date" like an "alternate fact"? Ie, made up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 Zeni this sounds like another one of your half baked stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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