1938_Packard Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Three weeks ago, I gave my chiropractor some forms I needed for work. He politely filled them in and I faxed them to the right department. Three days later, the department sent the forms back to me, asking for clarification on some of the answers the chiropractor gave. I gave the forms back to the chiropractor and he decided to call the department directly. You should have heard him... calling the department agent all sorts of a "micro-ditz", "stupid" and other choice words. I guess I'm going to hear something from my department manager at my next shift, but there isn't much that can be done when I wasn't the offensive speaker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 tl;dr -1 *leaves thread* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 So he talks dirty on the phone......What's bed phone manners? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938_Packard Posted April 5, 2017 Author Share Posted April 5, 2017 So he talks dirty on the phone......What's bed phone manners? Stupid auto fill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 If you killed yourself you wouldn't need a chiropractor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938_Packard Posted April 5, 2017 Author Share Posted April 5, 2017 If you killed yourself you wouldn't need a chiropractor. Depends on which universe I end up in after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Depends on which universe I end up in after that. no it doesn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FieryDoom Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Three weeks ago, I gave my chiropractor some forms I needed for work. He politely filled them in and I faxed them to the right department. Three days later, the department sent the forms back to me, asking for clarification on some of the answers the chiropractor gave. I gave the forms back to the chiropractor and he decided to call the department directly. You should have heard him... calling the department agent all sorts of a "micro-ditz", "stupid" and other choice words. I guess I'm going to hear something from my department manager at my next shift, but there isn't much that can be done when I wasn't the offensive speaker. TL;DR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Depends on which universe I end up in after that. A paupers grave in the Pine Barrens isn't a different universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 no it doesn't. AWWWWWW SHIT, Wacko's back.....That's a game changer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938_Packard Posted April 5, 2017 Author Share Posted April 5, 2017 no it doesn't. I'm pretty sure the people in Hell get more than their share of back aches and other pains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 What a fascinating story that was definitely worth sharing to strangers on the internet. You always provide the keenest of insights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938_Packard Posted April 5, 2017 Author Share Posted April 5, 2017 A paupers grave in the Pine Barrens isn't a different universe. When I'm dead, my corpse is going to be sliced up and passed around among medical students for study. My soul will be someplace else entirely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FieryDoom Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 AWWWWWW SHIT, Wacko's back.....That's a game changer. about fucking time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 When I'm dead, my corpse is going to be sliced up and passed around among medical students for study. My soul will be someplace else entirely. I hope is bound to a broom closet.....Or better yet, a dumpster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938_Packard Posted April 5, 2017 Author Share Posted April 5, 2017 I hope is bound to a broom closet.....Or better yet, a dumpster. The corpse isn't all that important anyway. Why do you think some people burn them? Preserving it like a vintage car is pointless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 I hate to break it to you packard, your body is just gonna get thrown in the trash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938_Packard Posted April 5, 2017 Author Share Posted April 5, 2017 I hate to break it to you packard, your body is just gonna get thrown in the trash. Then the medical students won't have anything to examine when researching the effects that a lifetime of chain smoking can cause. Yeah... put these lungs on the deli slicer for a good set of cross sections. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 I'm pretty sure the people in Hell get more than their share of back aches and other pains. Assuming Hell exists. Which it doesn't. ::]:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 The corpse isn't all that important anyway. Why do you think some people burn them? Preserving it like a vintage car is pointless. Ii'm talking about your soul dipshit......I hope it's forever tethered to trash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Yes they will, specimen a lot better than you, that is for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Assuming Hell exists. Which it doesn't. ::]:: Hell exists, it's packards life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938_Packard Posted April 5, 2017 Author Share Posted April 5, 2017 zi'm talking about your sould dipshit......I hope it forever tethered to trash. I'm worth more money retired than working, according to some of the statements I've been receiving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938_Packard Posted April 5, 2017 Author Share Posted April 5, 2017 Assuming Hell exists. Which it doesn't. ::]:: You're one of THOSE? I see... Eventually, you're going to float away from all this, thinking, "Man... it all seemed so real..." Some people could call it Heaven, Hell or even Hotel California but I subscribe to the alternate universe idea. Just an infinite number of probable landing spots for a soul that hasn't gotten a third of this one figured out yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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