you're not even irish

[nameraka]

 

[The_annoying_one]

[scoobdog]

[discolé monade]

growng up, i thought i was overwhelmingly irish (LOLOLOLOLOL) because i was told my mum was. that's what we were told. 

ancestry.com says i'm more scottish than irish, and more viking that scottish. 

Bíonn gach fear sóisialta go dtí go ndéanann bó ionradh ar a ghairdín.

Spoiler

every man is sociable until a cow invades his garden.

 

[discolé monade]

[scoobdog]

In case anyone is thinking of pinching me... my panda Hawaiian shirt has green bamboo shoots on it.

[The_annoying_one]

My t-shirt has a tiny bit of green on it. It’s just buried under a few other layers of clothing because it’s frickin’ cold today.

[[classic swim]]

1 hour ago, scoobdog said:

In case anyone is thinking of pinching me... my panda Hawaiian shirt has green bamboo shoots on it.

What if I wanna follow you to the filing cabinet and stick my dick in your ass?

[scoobdog]

3 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

What if I wanna follow you to the filing cabinet and stick my dick in your ass?

 That sounds more rapey than sexy.

[[classic swim]]

37 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

 That sounds more rapey than sexy.

What if you went the work day not wearing pants or undies, and you were shaking it around inviting me to it?

[UwPp]

Happy St. Paddy's Day!

[-Kudasai-]

Nope but one of my favorite bands are

[scoobdog]

50 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

What if you went the work day not wearing pants or undies, and you were shaking it around inviting me to it?

I’m not a walking fuck toy. No hug?  No gentle kiss?  Just going to spread my cheeks for any old dick?

[-Kudasai-]

@scoobdog @[classic swim] get a room you two.

[scoobdog]

1 minute ago, -Kudasai- said:

@scoobdog @[classic swim] get a room you two.

And I thought this would be my most romantic Saint Patty’s Day, too.