I no longer need Google to tell me it's a brain tumor.

[crackymckrackin]

https://www.doctronic.ai/

A.I. has told me it's probably arthritis or some shit. How am I going to get my crippling anxiety on now!!

[André Toulon]

omfg, its just like my real Dr. I told it about my undiagnosed gastric disease...It asked me 100 questions until it was more concerned about my asthma.

Bro, Im not here for this

🚮

Not like i was expecting it to solve anything, but its actually pretty amazing how it deflected from my real issue to try to solve some shit thats a non issue...The only thing it didnt do was poke its fingers in my neck

Edited 9 hours ago by André Toulon

[crackymckrackin]

44 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

omfg, its just like my real Dr. I told it about my undiagnosed gastric disease...It asked me 100 questions until it was more concerned about my asthma.

Bro, Im not here for this

🚮

Not like i was expecting it to solve anything, but its actually pretty amazing how it deflected from my real issue to try to solve some shit thats a non issue...The only thing it didnt do was poke its fingers in my neck

Damn, it kept asking me to drop my pants and bend over the table. 

[Insipid]

I told it the bumps on my hooha have become stinkier lately and then it froze. 🤔

[crackymckrackin]

53 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

omfg, its just like my real Dr. I told it about my undiagnosed gastric disease...It asked me 100 questions until it was more concerned about my asthma.

Bro, Im not here for this

🚮

Not like i was expecting it to solve anything, but its actually pretty amazing how it deflected from my real issue to try to solve some shit thats a non issue...The only thing it didnt do was poke its fingers in my neck

Jokes aside, ask that A.I. about Gerd. 

[crackymckrackin]

1 minute ago, Insipid said:

I told it the bumps on my hooha have become stinkier lately and then it froze. 🤔

Who wouldn't?

[molarbear]

1 hour ago, crackymckrackin said:

https://www.doctronic.ai/

A.I. has told me it's probably arthritis or some shit. How am I going to get my crippling anxiety on now!!

You can always still visit wedMD 

[naraku360]

I asked how many cells are in a butt.

It asked if the question was a medical concern or general curiosity.

 

I closed the tab.

[André Toulon]

5 hours ago, naraku360 said:

I asked how many cells are in a butt.

It asked if the question was a medical concern or general curiosity.

 

I closed the tab.

i planned on fucking with it too, but did something else

[discolé monade]

8 hours ago, André Toulon said:

omfg, its just like my real Dr. I told it about my undiagnosed gastric disease...It asked me 100 questions until it was more concerned about my asthma.

Bro, Im not here for this

🚮

Not like i was expecting it to solve anything, but its actually pretty amazing how it deflected from my real issue to try to solve some shit thats a non issue...The only thing it didnt do was poke its fingers in my neck

so...

like IRL medical care, with human doctors that don't listen to the patient? 

imagine that.