Zenigundam Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 She's one of the Connecticut girls that I told off through text last year. This is so weird because I always thought it was weird to talk to girls before even meeting them. I'm thinking I just have to find a nice 18 year old walking home or something and strike up a convo with her instead. She's gonna call me back in about ten minutes because her roommate just came through the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 She isn't going to call back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 She's totally a dude pretending to be a girl. (as in yourself) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted April 1, 2017 Author Share Posted April 1, 2017 She isn't going to call back. Meh, if she doesn't, she doesn't. I'll just find a hot 18 year old star softball player at the mall this weekend. But you wouldn't be able to deal with a girl not calling you back because it'd cause you to snap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted April 1, 2017 Author Share Posted April 1, 2017 She's totally a dude pretending to be a girl. (as in yourself) I've already talked to her lol. She has a nice voice. I seriously thought she might sound really nerdy to offset her attractiveness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 So, you are going to kidnap a high school girl. I don't think you are strong enough zeni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 Did she call.back bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted April 1, 2017 Author Share Posted April 1, 2017 So, you are going to kidnap a high school girl. I don't think you are strong enough zeni. I'm one of the strongest guys on the UEMB lol. Nah, that's the crazy Tennessee teacher. I'm going to use my charm and good looks to get my 18 year old future sweetheart to talk to me on the sidewalk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 I'm one of the strongest guys on the UEMB lol. It's not April 1st yet zeni. Save the pranks for another 47 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 Zeni is too scared to talk to girls his own age. That is why he wants to kidnap a 13 year old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted April 1, 2017 Author Share Posted April 1, 2017 Make up a girl your own age to talk to 17-18 is about my own age. You act like I'm 50. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 I've already talked to her lol. She has a nice voice. I seriously thought she might sound really nerdy to offset her attractiveness. To be honest, I think an older woman would do you some good. (That is if you're even actually interested in women.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 17-18 is about my own age. Mentally, maybe Also, aren't you in your mid-20's? What would you even have in common with someone in high school? People in high school tend to be pretty boring tbh. I'm only 24 and I even have trouble being around people who are OVER 18 but still in college. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 You're only 24? I thought you were older than that for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 You're only 24? I thought you were older than that for some reason. Physically I'm 24 but mentally I may as well be a grandma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 Well, that would explain why I thought you were older than you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted April 1, 2017 Author Share Posted April 1, 2017 What would you even have in common with someone in high school? I understand them. And I want to kiss the cute blondes. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 Stop being rapey zeni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted April 3, 2017 Author Share Posted April 3, 2017 Legal age high schoolers are incredibly interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 1. (S)he's not going to call back. 2. You're a beta male, get used to it. 3. You're a rapey moron. 5. Look for women your own age. Be prepared to be turned down more than you have been, because anyone with half a brain cell can tell you're a creepy, rapey asshole. 6. Simply hire a hooker/call girl.....at least they'll hang around you for a reason, even if it's as a job. [What the fuck am I doing with my life? I can't believe I'm actually typing that sentence. ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagome-san101 Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 CT REPRESENT! I hope she's a nice one and not a snobby one! did she sound cute?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted April 3, 2017 Author Share Posted April 3, 2017 1. (S)he's not going to call back. 2. You're a beta male, get used to it. 3. You're a rapey moron. 5. Look for women your own age. Be prepared to be turned down more than you have been, because anyone with half a brain cell can tell you're a creepy, rapey asshole. 6. Simply hire a hooker/call girl.....at least they'll hang around you for a reason, even if it's as a job. [What the fuck am I doing with my life? I can't believe I'm actually typing that sentence. ] You've never even touched a girl! Also, I'm not much older than HS girls, so it's right and we look great together. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted April 3, 2017 Author Share Posted April 3, 2017 CT REPRESENT! I hope she's a nice one and not a snobby one! did she sound cute?! Yeah I was shocked. She had a really cool voice. I thought she was going to sound like a fckn nerd! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 You've never even touched a girl! Also, I'm not much older than HS girls, so it's right and we look great together. <3 I've had more sex than you. How do I know? Because I have. Also, yes, you are MUCH older than high schoolers, man. Trust me, LOTS older. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted April 3, 2017 Author Share Posted April 3, 2017 Somebody's jealous... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenguinBoss Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Zeni is too scared to talk to girls his own age. That is why he wants to kidnap a 13 year old. He wants young, inexperienced women that don't know any better. Although, he can't even manage to get what he considers "easy pickin's." I suppose that happens when you're a drunk that got stuck in the middle of puberty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Swim_Grandpa Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Oklahoma City? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted April 3, 2017 Author Share Posted April 3, 2017 Penguin, careful there bro.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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