NFL Smack-Talking 2025/26. Trade wars, injuries and Nepotism

[André Toulon]

I'll change the title based on new developments, but since we're still outside preseason and in camps, thats whats happening now. Just seeing if this passes Poohs approval 

[1pooh4u]

It’s perfect. if I do the pick em can I direct people here for the shit talking? 

[André Toulon]

9 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

It’s perfect. if I do the pick em can I direct people here for the shit talking? 

Uh yeah...🤷🏿‍♂️

Just curious, what if I was all like NO, this is strictly for non pickem shit. Like, how would that go?

I don't see why I would exclude any of the 17 people who post here, but I also have no idea why the idea of me gatekeeping the thread amuses me so. 🪴💨

Now if the riffraff gets ballsy enough to come in here, I may ask you to splice his derpy shit out but its whatever to me.

[1pooh4u]

7 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

Uh yeah...🤷🏿‍♂️

Just curious, what if I was all like NO, this is strictly for non pickem shit. Like, how would that go?

I don't see why I would exclude any of the 17 people who post here, but I also have no idea why the idea of me gatekeeping the thread amuses me so. 🪴💨

Now if the riffraff gets ballsy enough to come in here, I may ask you to splice his derpy shit out but its whatever to me.

If you said no I would have to make a separate thread for that but that would be dumb lol 

[André Toulon]

Updated rules for this season. ESPN is reporting on it but dont have a linkable article on their site...so this will have to do

 

https://www.tennessean.com/story/sports/nfl/2025/07/31/nfl-rules-changes-2025-season/85424197007/

Edited Thursday at 10:35 AM by André Toulon

[1pooh4u]

Those rules suck except the OT rule 

putting the ball on the 35 for a touchback is fuckin stupid

[1pooh4u]

If replay assist triggers in the last two minutes a 10 second run off is also dumb as hell. Teams are gonna lose time outs in dumb ways. I know the NY Jets will 🫠

[1pooh4u]

For kick offs and onside kicks they should all be forced to hold hands, except the kicker ofc

[1pooh4u]

24 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Those rules suck except the OT rule 

putting the ball on the 35 for a touchback is fuckin stupid

What’s next? Next year touchbacks go on the 1yd line? 😤

[SwimOdin]

I will report my findings at the Titans Falcons preseason game in two weeks. I’m so excited, especially because it doesn’t matter when we lose.

[SwimOdin]

Also, fuck the Saints.

[SwimOdin]

https://www.si.com/nfl/micah-parsons-cowboys-trade-request-jerry-jones-negotiations
 

Micah Parsons wants out of Dallas. Jerry would be insane to let him go. So let’s speculate where he’d end up. I will trade Kirk Cousins for him.

[tsar4]

As per the usual, when the 'fins come to Chicago, it's always during warm weather, never in winter.

[Seight]

10 hours ago, SwimOdin said:

https://www.si.com/nfl/micah-parsons-cowboys-trade-request-jerry-jones-negotiations
 

Micah Parsons wants out of Dallas. Jerry would be insane to let him go. So let’s speculate where he’d end up. I will trade Kirk Cousins for him.

One day Jerry Jones will remember that he runs a football team and not a reality show production but today is not that day

[1pooh4u]

13 hours ago, SwimOdin said:

https://www.si.com/nfl/micah-parsons-cowboys-trade-request-jerry-jones-negotiations
 

Micah Parsons wants out of Dallas. Jerry would be insane to let him go. So let’s speculate where he’d end up. I will trade Kirk Cousins for him.

NYJ could use him. I’d def take him. Shit he’d be a real loss for Dallas