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the glumpy gooch. 

webster's defines glump as : thick, gooey, sticky substance.

webster's urban defines gooch as : taint, the gathering of skin between the scrotum and the anus.

 

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this time crackard...i will absolutely, 100% agree with all of this. 

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1 hour ago, discolé monade said:

the glumpy gooch. 

webster's defines glump as : thick, gooey, sticky substance.

webster's urban defines gooch as : taint, the gathering of skin between the scrotum and the anus.

 

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this time crackard...i will absolutely, 100% agree with all of this. 

Gooch wasn't mentioned in my entire history of posting here and a glump could describe a spilled bottle of Emer's Glue All.  Or, how about that weird tar like substance often found inside vintage electrical transformers?

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23 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Gooch wasn't mentioned in my entire history of posting here and a glump could describe a spilled bottle of Emer's Glue All.  Or, how about that weird tar like substance often found inside vintage electrical transformers?

See... that's you just defining words on your own. Th5ats not how it works....words don't mean whatever stupid thing you fucked around and thought they meant.

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1 hour ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Gooch wasn't mentioned in my entire history of posting here and a glump could describe a spilled bottle of Emer's Glue All.  Or, how about that weird tar like substance often found inside vintage electrical transformers?

webster's defines glump as : thick, gooey, sticky substance.

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1 hour ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

How am I redefining anything?  Is Elmer's not sticky or shapeless?

You redefine it by misusing it.

Glump wouldn't refer to glue even if the word might be defined as "sticky and shapeless" because the word is (most likely) an informal derivative of "glum," a derivative of "gloumen" and a sibling to "gloom."  "Sticky" and "shapeless" are accepted descriptors for an atmospheric condition like gloom, but you would never refer to a fog as "like glue."   When applied to a state of mind, the corresponding descriptors would be more to how a mental gloom mimics the shapeless and sticky nature of a heavy fog.  It should be noted, that glump is most likely archaic (as in fallen out of use), which means the word has stopped evolving.  

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