How I Stalk ShopRite Smokers on Break and Other Scary Tales

[André Toulon]

16 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

My collection of caps is big.

Indeed

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Just now, André Toulon said:

Indeed

So, what do you call a cap that fits on a head?

[André Toulon]

6 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

So, what do you call a cap that fits on a head?

I mean, that cringe rag you posted, not sure what you call that.... looks kinda like a decorative colostomy bag.

[Insipid]

59 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

My collection of caps is big.

You show them off to the employees on break at the Shoprite, don't you? Damn, those people are incredibly nice and patient.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 minute ago, Insipid said:

You show them off to the employees on break at the Shoprite, don't you? Damn, those people are incredibly nice and patient.

My last encounter included no dialog with any of them.  One sat there, playing Candy Crush and another was yelling into her phone, probably at somebody she knew.  I just sat and ate.

[Insipid]

11 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

My last encounter included no dialog with any of them.  One sat there, playing Candy Crush and another was yelling into her phone, probably at somebody she knew.  I just sat and ate.

How depressing.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

36 minutes ago, Insipid said:

How depressing.

Not much different from those tables set up in the middle of Broadway.  Sometimes, people start chattering and sometimes they don't.

[Insipid]

16 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Not much different from those tables set up in the middle of Broadway.  Sometimes, people start chattering and sometimes they don't.

You live a very sad life, you know.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

14 minutes ago, Insipid said:

You live a very sad life, you know.

But it's fun.

[André Toulon]

4 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

My last encounter included no dialog with any of them.  One sat there, playing Candy Crush and another was yelling into her phone, probably at somebody she knew.  I just sat and ate.

📱"ACPD, this is the 4th time I've called about the weird bag man hanging out in our work break area. He stinks and i think he has a backpack full of feces, if I had to guess. Please come clean these homeless people off the street"

Crackard: "I'll bet she knows them"

Edited 6 hours ago by André Toulon

[stilgar]

6 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

My last encounter included no dialog with any of them.  One sat there, playing Candy Crush and another was yelling into her phone, probably at somebody she knew.  I just sat and ate.

Fuck, just go to a fucking park to eat lunch you fucking weirdo. Leave the Shoprite employees alone. 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 minute ago, stilgar said:

Fuck, just go to a fucking park to eat lunch you fucking weirdo. Leave the Shoprite employees alone. 

There's no park in that area.

[André Toulon]

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 minute ago, André Toulon said:

That's a map of half the county.

[André Toulon]

9 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

That's a map of half the county.

No its not, I found that by looking for parks near shoprite in egg harbor township.

Should be a scant 3 minute trot for a spry individual as yourself

Edited 4 hours ago by André Toulon

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Just now, André Toulon said:

I found that by looking for parks near shoprite in egg harbor township.

Should be a scant 3 minute trot for a spy individual as yourself

Really?  Cross reference Birch Grove, Stockton University and English Creek Shop Rite and THEN tell me how close a park is.

[André Toulon]

2 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Really?  Cross reference Birch Grove, Stockton University and English Creek Shop Rite and THEN tell me how close a park is.

Nah, you do it ...its your idea. I've made my point...the rules of engagement dictate you provide proof of the contrary if you disagree.

[stilgar]

28 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

There's no park in that area.

I don't give a fuck if you have to drag yourself out to Cooper River park on the other side of the state. leave people who are on break alone you fucking freak. Go eat your sad lunch on the fucking beach.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 hour ago, stilgar said:

I don't give a fuck if you have to drag yourself out to Cooper River park on the other side of the state. leave people who are on break alone you fucking freak. Go eat your sad lunch on the fucking beach.

How does any of that bother them?

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 hour ago, André Toulon said:

Nah, you do it ...its your idea. I've made my point...the rules of engagement dictate you provide proof of the contrary if you disagree.

The nearest park on the clusterfuck you posted is 2.6 miles from the table I use.

[[classic swim]]

8 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

My last encounter included no dialog with any of them.  One sat there, playing Candy Crush and another was yelling into her phone, probably at somebody she knew.  I just sat and ate.

They wouldn’t talk to you because I told the guy on the phone you were taking creep shots of them.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

9 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

They wouldn’t talk to you because I told the guy on the phone you were taking creep shots of them.

If that had been it, security would have sent me out.  Besides, I never did take any pictures of them.  They're not exactly pin up models.

[PenguinBoss]

7 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

They're not exactly pin up models.

Yeah, but you aren't exactly in the position to be picky.

[stilgar]

1 hour ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

How does any of that bother them?

Having a freak like you in their space while they are on break would bother anyone. 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

2 minutes ago, stilgar said:

Having a freak like you in their space while they are on break would bother anyone. 

Sometimes, they get chatty with me sometimes they don't.  As they wish, I don't care.

[André Toulon]

52 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

The nearest park on the clusterfuck you posted is 2.6 miles from the table I use.

Also packard

On 7/17/2025 at 6:46 PM, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Six miles are a nice leisurely walk, no matter where you are... and it's real excercise, to boot.

 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Just now, André Toulon said:

Also packard

 

So?  It doesn't mean I'm going to take that trip when there's nothing to necessitate it.