myth busters: boar3d edition

[The_annoying_one]

Started making minute rice last week. It’s still not done.

[-Kudasai-]

Asked Santa Claus for Liv Morgan to be under his tree on Christmas morning. 

[discolé monade]

keeps thrusting different times for 7 minute frosting on everyone, because he's REALLY trying to figure out exactly HOW LONG it takes to make, 7 nminute frosting. 

[Insipid]

Evidently held in high regards.

[-Kudasai-]

Has a picture of Fuggs' hooha on his lunch box. 

[The_annoying_one]

Told his school lunch lady to order him a pizza instead of the garbage they served.

[-Kudasai-]

Used to bring a pressure cooker to school so he can make his own lunch.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Was the first to coin the phrase, "to coin the phrase."

[The_annoyed_one]

Still looks for the perfect opportunities to Rick Roll people.

[-Kudasai-]

Pays Ghostrek jellybeans to shovel his snow. 

[The_annoying_one]

Melts the snow in his driveway with a flamethrower.

[discolé monade]

doesn't have to explain himself; but he sleeps with his feet outside the blanket so they can breathe, otherwise, they would suffocate. he's not taking questions. 

[-Kudasai-]

Carries her lunch inside a Valley of the Dinosaurs lunchbox

[discolé monade]

(i probably did. i always had a hanna-barbera box)

buys and prepares a stouffers frozen mac n cheese, just to throw it out the front door and yell at it "I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT MAC AND CHEESE IS!' 

and proceeds to make mac n cheese from scratch. 

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to cook lavish meals and eat them inside restaurants, so she can yell “THIS IS WHAT REAL FOOD IS, BITCHES!!” at all the unsuspecting customers.

[-Kudasai-]

Is The Grinch's appointed attorney for all burglary charges he's facing.

[[classic swim]]

Was the Kudasai horse that Mary and Joseph rode across Bethlehem and went rheahyeayehhheaha

[-Kudasai-]

Bent Ghostrek over his knee and gave him an old fashioned spanking for eating the last slice of angel food cake with 7 minute frosting. 

[The_annoying_one]

Took Mr. Hoonie to a WWE show and threw him in the ring during the main event.

[[classic swim]]

He made this face when the most beautiful girl asked him to eat Buffalo chicken wings with her inside of the movies.

[-Kudasai-]

Was disappointed when he met Goldberg because he actually wanted to meet Gillberg.

[[classic swim]]

Brought the Kudasai donkeys into Golden Corral during the Golden Corral health inspection.

[-Kudasai-]

Told Dudeco that conducts an orchestra using his feet.

[The_annoying_one]

Is writing a short story about haunted feet.

[-Kudasai-]

Plans on betting on the horse known as "Got Dam That Hot" to win next year's Kentucky Derby.

Edited December 9, 2025 by -Kudasai-

[[classic swim]]

Kicked over Mr. Hoonie’s plastic jar of circus peanuts.

[-Kudasai-]

Is the owner and trainer of the horse known as "Two Weeks Later In The Feelz". Mr. Hoonie will be the jockey in the Kentucky Derby.

[[classic swim]]

Had to put down the horse known as My Creative Inner Child, as it was slowly dying.

[-Kudasai-]

Sent it's carcass to the glue factory because he ran out of glue for his Herculoids macaroni art.

[The_annoying_one]

Is having horse burgers for dinner tonight.

[-Kudasai-]

Tipped over the outhouse while Mr Hoonie was inside.

[The_annoying_one]

Is buying Mr. Hoonie some garbage bags for Christmas.

[-Kudasai-]

Shed tears of joy when Mr. Hoonie was finally deported back to Canada. 

Edited December 10, 2025 by -Kudasai-

[[classic swim]]

Stole a wagon load of Mr. Hoonie’s circus peanuts.

[-Kudasai-]

Plans on spending Christmas with Mr. Hoonie in Montreal.

[The_annoying_one]

Sent Mr. Hoonie a Christmas card that was just a zoomed in picture of his ass.

[-Kudasai-]

By ass he means a picture of Donkey from Shrek. 

[discolé monade]

is currently trying to sue hunt's for false advertising, claiming that he's yet to eat any man, in their so called manwich brand sauce. 

[The_annoying_one]

Accused Hungry Man of being misogynistic, but the judge just laughed.

[-Kudasai-]

Tells people that he invented the German Suplex. 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Once wrote a fan letter to Studio Gainax, which said simply:

Quote

Dear Studio Gainax,

More jiggly boobs, please.

Sincerely,

Kudasai, America's #1 jiggly boob fan

Edited December 11, 2025 by Doom Metal Alchemist

[The_annoying_one]

Wrote an angry letter to Square Enix, demanding they make an RPG where all characters wear bikinis.

[-Kudasai-]

Is rumored to be the next University of Michigan athletic director. 

[discolé monade]

is currently training to be the next UMich mascot. 

[-Kudasai-]

Is threatening to show the embarrassing photographs she has of several Michigan donors unless she is named school president.

Edited December 13, 2025 by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Bases his entire personality on Lloyd Braun from Seinfeld.

[[classic swim]]

Funded the Tao restaurant where all the chefs have to dance around with floppy hats for 40 dollars an hour.

[-Kudasai-]

Is rumored to be the next Michigan football coach with Mr Hoonie and Ghostrek as his assistant coaches.

[[classic swim]]

Was streaking during the Michigan University football game and one of the volley ball girls chased him and stuck her fingers in his ass and he went RAAAAHHHHHHH

[-Kudasai-]

By streaking he means a fleshed colored bodysuit and by ass he meant the donkey I rode to the stadium.