The_annoying_one Posted November 19 Posted November 19 Likes to take an Uber to the bus stop, then takes the bus to his destination. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted November 19 Posted November 19 Likes to take an Uber from his house to Antarctica and when the Uber says “ok that’ll be 27 thousand dollars” he’ll go WAAAAAAILLLLLLLLLLL 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted November 19 Posted November 19 Claims he can make 7 minute frosting in 7 seconds. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted November 19 Posted November 19 Taught ghostrek how to do the Martian Hop. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted November 19 Posted November 19 Plays Hopscotch with Mr. Hoonie every Saturday afternoon. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted November 19 Posted November 19 The Cheetah Lounge tried charging him a twenty dollar admission fee and he said “oop.. you better shuck on my giblets.” 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted November 19 Posted November 19 Follows me into the strip club to start a food fight. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted November 19 Posted November 19 Has a YouTube channel where he critiques the acting in porno films. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted November 19 Posted November 19 Likes to call people on the phone and just breathe heavily. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted November 19 Posted November 19 (edited) Broke up with a woman because he found out that she was a GoBots fan and TAO is a hardcore Transformers fan. Edited November 19 by -Kudasai- 5 Quote
[classic swim] Posted November 19 Posted November 19 Throws tomatoes at the strippers he doesn’t like. 1 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted November 19 Posted November 19 Makes Mr. Hoonie dress up as Betty Boop and has him call him Grampy. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted November 19 Posted November 19 (edited) Asked the dancer at the Cheetah Lounge to rub baby oil on his head and sing him a lullaby. Edited November 19 by The_annoying_one Got the name wrong. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted November 19 Posted November 19 (edited) Asked a Cheetah Lounge dancer to bake him a coconut custard cream pie with whipped cream. Edited November 19 by -Kudasai- 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted November 19 Posted November 19 Likes to swing on chandeliers and yell like Tarzan. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted November 19 Posted November 19 Only goes to the Cheetah Lounge when they're serving chowder soup and iced tea. 1 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted November 19 Posted November 19 Brings his own food & drinks to the Cheetah Lounge. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted November 20 Posted November 20 His favorite way to cook hamburgers is by boiling them. 3 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted November 20 Posted November 20 Loves to see great stand-up comedians become successful actors and never do stand up again 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted November 20 Posted November 20 Likes to stand up and boo loudly whenever the other theater patrons give a standing ovation. 4 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted November 20 Posted November 20 Makes Mr. Hoonie order from the kids menu whenever orders DoorDash. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted November 20 Posted November 20 Once tried to get an appointment with Dr. Mario. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted November 20 Posted November 20 Threw a zucchini at his cuckoo clock because he thought it was bad mouthing him. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted November 20 Posted November 20 He snuggles with his wife and they eat General Tso’s Chicken in the bed together. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted November 20 Author Posted November 20 has finally learned to control his breathing to play 'my country tis of thee' on the recorder. from his ass. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted November 20 Posted November 20 Bought a parrot just to teach it foul language. 1 1 Quote
discolé monade Posted November 20 Author Posted November 20 bought a pet octopus and named her anastasia... >_> 2 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted November 20 Posted November 20 (edited) Sleeps upside down like a bat Edited November 20 by -Kudasai- 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted November 20 Author Posted November 20 likes to have his facial hair removed one hair at a time. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted November 20 Posted November 20 Told his boss he can’t come in this week because his pet rock died. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted November 20 Posted November 20 (edited) Broke up with his girlfriend after finding out that she cheated. Spoiler On her taxes Edited November 21 by -Kudasai- 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted November 21 Author Posted November 21 (edited) is world renouned finger tutting guru, reginald p. falange Edited November 21 by discolé monade 2 Quote
Insipid Posted November 21 Posted November 21 Sang My Neck, My Back with fuggs at karoke night. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted November 21 Posted November 21 Has started a petition to replace Cheetah Lounge dancers with actual cheetahs. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted November 21 Posted November 21 Uses a can opener to open cans of soda. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted November 21 Posted November 21 Signed up Ghostrek to join the French Foreign Legion. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted November 21 Posted November 21 He made angry bull noises when he got a Garbage Pail Kid for Christmas. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted November 21 Posted November 21 (edited) Threw a rutabaga at Mr. Hoonie after he spilled Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs cereal on all over his chicken suit. Edited November 21 by -Kudasai- 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted November 21 Posted November 21 Cooks baked potatoes in an EZ Bake Oven. 3 Quote
-Kudasai- Posted November 21 Posted November 21 Orders a bowl of cereal at every restaurant he goes to. 3 Quote
Insipid Posted November 21 Posted November 21 Wants to bring the judas chair to the Vatican to bask in the glory of the Sistine Chapel and be canonized by the Pope. 4 Quote
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