myth busters: boar3d edition

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to take an Uber to the bus stop, then takes the bus to his destination.

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Likes to take an Uber from his house to Antarctica and when the Uber says “ok that’ll be 27 thousand dollars” he’ll go WAAAAAAILLLLLLLLLLL

[-Kudasai-]

Has Ghostrek feed him grapes one at time.

[The_annoying_one]

Eats his peas one at a time.

[-Kudasai-]

Claims he can make 7 minute frosting in 7 seconds.

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Taught ghostrek how to do the Martian Hop.

[The_annoying_one]

Plays Hopscotch with Mr. Hoonie every Saturday afternoon.

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The Cheetah Lounge tried charging him a twenty dollar admission fee and he said “oop.. you better shuck on my giblets.”

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Goes to the strip club just for the food. 

[The_annoying_one]

Watches Pornhub for the stories.

[[classic swim]]

Follows me into the strip club to start a food fight.

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Has a YouTube channel where he critiques the acting in porno films. 

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to call people on the phone and just breathe heavily.

[-Kudasai-]

Broke up with a woman because he found out that she was a GoBots fan and TAO is a hardcore Transformers fan. 

Edited 3 hours ago by -Kudasai-

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Throws tomatoes at the strippers he doesn’t like.

[-Kudasai-]

Makes Mr. Hoonie dress up as Betty Boop and has him call him Grampy.

[The_annoying_one]

Asked the dancer at the Cheetah Lounge to rub baby oil on his head and sing him a lullaby.

Edited 3 hours ago by The_annoying_one
Got the name wrong.

[-Kudasai-]

Asked a Cheetah Lounge dancer to bake him a coconut custard cream pie with whipped cream.

Edited 3 hours ago by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to swing on chandeliers and yell like Tarzan.

[-Kudasai-]

Only goes to the Cheetah Lounge when they're serving chowder soup and iced tea.

[The_annoying_one]

Brings his own food & drinks to the Cheetah Lounge.

[-Kudasai-]

Wears a paper pirate hat on speed dates.