myth busters: boar3d edition

[The_annoying_one]

Has a strange obsession with my ass.

[discolé monade]

goes around asking 'did you touch my ass?'

[The_annoying_one]

Made a special pair of pants for my ass that say “You can look but you can’t touch”.

[Mode 7]

Just so we're clear the ass everyone is talking about is TAO's pet donkey Lulu 

[[classic swim]]

Tried convincing Tao to take his pet donkey Lulu into Olive Garden since the restaurant was running a bring-your-pet-donkey-to-dinner sale after the lawsuit.

[Seight]

Is the guy that walks into that scene and says "What is this, a crossover episode?"

[[classic swim]]

Went to an all donkey farm and the farmer said “Seiiiiiiiiigggghht, stop petting the donkey like that!”

[discolé monade]

when he says 'donkey farm', he's speaking of course to his favorite after hours entertainment in the red light district of tiajuana. 

[Mode 7]

Once killed a spider with a flame thrower 

[The_annoying_one]

Tried to sell chocolate-covered spiders at the state fair. It somehow never caught on.

[[classic swim]]

Paid the blonde sitting next to him on the plane 24 bucks to sniff his head.

[discolé monade]

wears blond wigs while traveling by air. 

[Mode 7]

Eats the shells instead of the actual walnut 

[[classic swim]]

The brunette sitting next to him on the plane said she’d sniff his head for free!

[Mode 7]

What he meant to say was to shave my head for food.

[[classic swim]]

Kudasai gives out plates of peach cobbler and potato salad to everyone who puts their face to the top of his head and compliments it.

[Mode 7]

Always checks for monsters under the bed and in the closet before going to bed

[[classic swim]]

Woke up his wife to tell her he wants to boogie with the boogieman.

[Mode 7]

Has started an online petition to bring back Smurfberry Crunch Cereal

[The_annoying_one]

Once used beer instead of milk in cereal.

[[classic swim]]

Boar killed him on WOW so he bobs his head at Kudz wife and says “dude, I’m getting my fricken hoonies whipped right now.”

[The_annoying_one]

Owns a collection of GTA bobble heads.

[Mode 7]

His first toy was a garbage disposal

[discolé monade]

they said it couldn't be done...but he actually was able to stretch armstrong's arms off in one stretch. 

[Mode 7]

Her first toy was a socket wrench

[The_annoying_one]

His first toy was a box spring repurposed as a Slinky.

[[classic swim]]

He came up with the name Toys For Tots.

[Seight]

Gave the Dallas Cowboys players the idea of jumping in the giant Salvation Army bucket they have on the sidelines during the Thanksgiving Day game

[The_annoying_one]

Tried out to be the mascot for the Dallas Cowboys.

[GunStarHero]

Has determined that Stacy's Mom, did not, in fact, have it going on and has discovered that she was replaced with a model to gaslight Stacy. 

[[classic swim]]

Had to leave her shift but also needed to laugh at a homely customer’s face like she always does, so she put her face to their face and softly went “hohohoho” and continued to walk.

[The_annoying_one]

Goes to restaurants and threatens to spit in people’s food if they don’t meet his demands. His demands are that everyone cluck like a chicken while hopping on one leg.

[discolé monade]

stands on the corner, and yells 'EXTRA EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT' 

but doesn't say what 'it' is. 

[[classic swim]]

She lives inside of Chuck E Cheese.

There’s a little studio apartment hidden in the establishment, she crashes and hangs out with Chuck E Cheese, who is also Kudasai.

[The_annoying_one]

Waited until closing time at Chuck E Cheese and swapped out every pizza in the place for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

[Mode 7]

Like Scrooge McDuck likes to wear a pair of spats without pants 

[discolé monade]

comes up with all the clever stores, and names for the pest control on bob's burgers opener. 

[The_annoying_one]

Wrote the theme song for The Cleveland Show.

[Mode 7]

Tried to clear a clogged toilet with dynamite. Amazingly his insurance covered dynamite accidents.

Edited 16 hours ago by Mode 7

[Seight]

Insurance adjuster who believed "dynamite accident" was an euphemism 

[The_annoying_one]

Has dreams of becoming the next Chuck Norris.

[Mode 7]

Favorite vacation spot is Hell, Michigan 

Edited 14 hours ago by Mode 7

[GunStarHero]

Runs a ruthless underground marble racing league. 

[Mode 7]

Hasn't lost a single match in the marble racing league

[The_annoying_one]

Is pushing to have Wrestlemania Week turned into a national holiday.

[Mode 7]

What he meant to say is pushing to bring back The In Your House monthly PLE's

[[classic swim]]

Told someone to undo the biscuits.

[Mode 7]

Gave TAO the idea to unclog his toilet with dynamite

[The_annoying_one]

Puts mustard on pizza.

[[classic swim]]

Put ketchup on his ketchup.