discolé monade Posted April 13 Author Posted April 13 goes around asking 'did you touch my ass?' 1 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 13 Posted April 13 Made a special pair of pants for my ass that say “You can look but you can’t touch”. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 13 Posted April 13 Just so we're clear the ass everyone is talking about is TAO's pet donkey Lulu 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted April 13 Posted April 13 Tried convincing Tao to take his pet donkey Lulu into Olive Garden since the restaurant was running a bring-your-pet-donkey-to-dinner sale after the lawsuit. 3 Quote
Seight Posted April 13 Posted April 13 Is the guy that walks into that scene and says "What is this, a crossover episode?" 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted April 13 Posted April 13 Went to an all donkey farm and the farmer said “Seiiiiiiiiigggghht, stop petting the donkey like that!” 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted April 13 Author Posted April 13 when he says 'donkey farm', he's speaking of course to his favorite after hours entertainment in the red light district of tiajuana. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 13 Posted April 13 Tried to sell chocolate-covered spiders at the state fair. It somehow never caught on. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted April 13 Posted April 13 Paid the blonde sitting next to him on the plane 24 bucks to sniff his head. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted April 13 Author Posted April 13 wears blond wigs while traveling by air. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted April 14 Posted April 14 The brunette sitting next to him on the plane said she’d sniff his head for free! 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted April 14 Posted April 14 Kudasai gives out plates of peach cobbler and potato salad to everyone who puts their face to the top of his head and compliments it. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 14 Posted April 14 Always checks for monsters under the bed and in the closet before going to bed 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted April 14 Posted April 14 Woke up his wife to tell her he wants to boogie with the boogieman. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 14 Posted April 14 Has started an online petition to bring back Smurfberry Crunch Cereal 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted April 14 Posted April 14 Boar killed him on WOW so he bobs his head at Kudz wife and says “dude, I’m getting my fricken hoonies whipped right now.” 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted April 14 Author Posted April 14 they said it couldn't be done...but he actually was able to stretch armstrong's arms off in one stretch. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 14 Posted April 14 His first toy was a box spring repurposed as a Slinky. 2 Quote
Seight Posted April 14 Posted April 14 Gave the Dallas Cowboys players the idea of jumping in the giant Salvation Army bucket they have on the sidelines during the Thanksgiving Day game 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 14 Posted April 14 Tried out to be the mascot for the Dallas Cowboys. 3 Quote
GunStarHero Posted April 14 Posted April 14 Has determined that Stacy's Mom, did not, in fact, have it going on and has discovered that she was replaced with a model to gaslight Stacy. 5 Quote
[classic swim] Posted April 14 Posted April 14 Had to leave her shift but also needed to laugh at a homely customer’s face like she always does, so she put her face to their face and softly went “hohohoho” and continued to walk. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 14 Posted April 14 Goes to restaurants and threatens to spit in people’s food if they don’t meet his demands. His demands are that everyone cluck like a chicken while hopping on one leg. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted April 14 Author Posted April 14 stands on the corner, and yells 'EXTRA EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT' but doesn't say what 'it' is. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted April 14 Posted April 14 She lives inside of Chuck E Cheese. There’s a little studio apartment hidden in the establishment, she crashes and hangs out with Chuck E Cheese, who is also Kudasai. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 14 Posted April 14 Waited until closing time at Chuck E Cheese and swapped out every pizza in the place for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 14 Posted April 14 Like Scrooge McDuck likes to wear a pair of spats without pants 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted April 14 Author Posted April 14 comes up with all the clever stores, and names for the pest control on bob's burgers opener. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 14 Posted April 14 Wrote the theme song for The Cleveland Show. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 14 Posted April 14 (edited) Tried to clear a clogged toilet with dynamite. Amazingly his insurance covered dynamite accidents. Edited April 14 by Mode 7 4 Quote
Seight Posted April 15 Posted April 15 Insurance adjuster who believed "dynamite accident" was an euphemism 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 15 Posted April 15 Has dreams of becoming the next Chuck Norris. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 15 Posted April 15 (edited) Favorite vacation spot is Hell, Michigan Edited April 15 by Mode 7 4 Quote
GunStarHero Posted April 15 Posted April 15 Runs a ruthless underground marble racing league. 5 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 15 Posted April 15 Hasn't lost a single match in the marble racing league 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 15 Posted April 15 Is pushing to have Wrestlemania Week turned into a national holiday. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 15 Posted April 15 What he meant to say is pushing to bring back The In Your House monthly PLE's 4 Quote
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