myth busters: boar3d edition

[-Kudasai-]

Told Dudeco that Foot Locker is hiring

 

[The_annoying_one]

Won’t eat chicken fried steak because chickens shouldn’t know how to cook anything.

[-Kudasai-]

The time he ran into Packard while gambling at the casino where he worked

[little_girl_lost]

Might solve a mystery, or rewrite history.

[-Kudasai-]

Always greets other women by saying 

"Hiya Toots"

[The_annoying_one]

His ringtone is Fran Drescher’s laugh.

[little_girl_lost]

tells people he had COPDeez nutz

[-Kudasai-]

Puts chipotle sauce on ice cream.

[The_annoying_one]

Puts ice cream on hot dogs.

[discolé monade]

wishes he was an oscar meijer wiener, every night, at the first star of the evening. 

[The_annoying_one]

Met David Hasselhoff at an iHop, in Gary, Indiana.

[discolé monade]

is convinced mt. rushmore comes alive at night. 

[[classic swim]]

Made Kudasai giggle like a care bear after saying she thinks LB shit his pants.

[-Kudasai-]

Once worked as a roadie for a Josie and Pussycats tribute band

[discolé monade]

only knows this information about CS, because kudz was driver/pr/manager, of said band.  he forgot to mention the name. 

sheline shapeshifters

[The_annoying_one]

Is still fully convinced that Billy Joel is a lizard man in disguise.