myth busters: boar3d edition

[The_annoying_one]

Started making minute rice last week. It’s still not done.

[-Kudasai-]

Asked Santa Claus for Liv Morgan to be under his tree on Christmas morning. 

[discolé monade]

keeps thrusting different times for 7 minute frosting on everyone, because he's REALLY trying to figure out exactly HOW LONG it takes to make, 7 nminute frosting. 

[Insipid]

Evidently held in high regards.

[-Kudasai-]

Has a picture of Fuggs' hooha on his lunch box. 

[The_annoying_one]

Told his school lunch lady to order him a pizza instead of the garbage they served.

[-Kudasai-]

Used to bring a pressure cooker to school so he can make his own lunch.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Was the first to coin the phrase, "to coin the phrase."

[The_annoyed_one]

Still looks for the perfect opportunities to Rick Roll people.

[-Kudasai-]

Pays Ghostrek jellybeans to shovel his snow. 

[The_annoying_one]

Melts the snow in his driveway with a flamethrower.

[discolé monade]

doesn't have to explain himself; but he sleeps with his feet outside the blanket so they can breathe, otherwise, they would suffocate. he's not taking questions. 

[-Kudasai-]

Carries her lunch inside a Valley of the Dinosaurs lunchbox

[discolé monade]

(i probably did. i always had a hanna-barbera box)

buys and prepares a stouffers frozen mac n cheese, just to throw it out the front door and yell at it "I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT MAC AND CHEESE IS!' 

and proceeds to make mac n cheese from scratch. 

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to cook lavish meals and eat them inside restaurants, so she can yell “THIS IS WHAT REAL FOOD IS, BITCHES!!” at all the unsuspecting customers.

[-Kudasai-]

Is The Grinch's appointed attorney for all burglary charges he's facing.