myth busters: boar3d edition

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to take an Uber to the bus stop, then takes the bus to his destination.

[[classic swim]]

Likes to take an Uber from his house to Antarctica and when the Uber says “ok that’ll be 27 thousand dollars” he’ll go WAAAAAAILLLLLLLLLLL

[-Kudasai-]

Has Ghostrek feed him grapes one at time.

[The_annoying_one]

Eats his peas one at a time.

[-Kudasai-]

Claims he can make 7 minute frosting in 7 seconds.

[[classic swim]]

Taught ghostrek how to do the Martian Hop.

[The_annoying_one]

Plays Hopscotch with Mr. Hoonie every Saturday afternoon.

[[classic swim]]

The Cheetah Lounge tried charging him a twenty dollar admission fee and he said “oop.. you better shuck on my giblets.”

[-Kudasai-]

Goes to the strip club just for the food. 

[The_annoying_one]

Watches Pornhub for the stories.

[[classic swim]]

Follows me into the strip club to start a food fight.

[-Kudasai-]

Has a YouTube channel where he critiques the acting in porno films. 

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to call people on the phone and just breathe heavily.

[-Kudasai-]

Broke up with a woman because he found out that she was a GoBots fan and TAO is a hardcore Transformers fan. 

Edited November 19, 2025 by -Kudasai-

[[classic swim]]

Throws tomatoes at the strippers he doesn’t like.

[-Kudasai-]

Makes Mr. Hoonie dress up as Betty Boop and has him call him Grampy.

[The_annoying_one]

Asked the dancer at the Cheetah Lounge to rub baby oil on his head and sing him a lullaby.

Edited November 19, 2025 by The_annoying_one
Got the name wrong.

[-Kudasai-]

Asked a Cheetah Lounge dancer to bake him a coconut custard cream pie with whipped cream.

Edited November 19, 2025 by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to swing on chandeliers and yell like Tarzan.

[-Kudasai-]

Only goes to the Cheetah Lounge when they're serving chowder soup and iced tea.

[The_annoying_one]

Brings his own food & drinks to the Cheetah Lounge.

[-Kudasai-]

Wears a paper pirate hat on speed dates.

[The_annoying_one]

His favorite way to cook hamburgers is by boiling them.

[-Kudasai-]

Pronounces meme as me-me

[little_girl_lost]

Loves to see great stand-up comedians become successful actors and never do stand up again

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to stand up and boo loudly whenever the other theater patrons give a standing ovation.

[-Kudasai-]

Makes Mr. Hoonie order from the kids menu whenever orders DoorDash.

[The_annoying_one]

Once tried to get an appointment with Dr. Mario.

[-Kudasai-]

Threw a zucchini at his cuckoo clock because he thought it was bad mouthing him.

[[classic swim]]

He snuggles with his wife and they eat General Tso’s Chicken in the bed together.

[discolé monade]

has finally learned to control his breathing to play 'my country tis of thee' on the recorder. from his ass. 

[The_annoying_one]

Bought a parrot just to teach it foul language.

[discolé monade]

bought a pet octopus and named her anastasia...

>_>

[-Kudasai-]

Sleeps upside down like a bat

Edited November 20, 2025 by -Kudasai-

[discolé monade]

likes to have his facial hair removed one hair at a time. 

[-Kudasai-]

Is no longer welcomed in Montreal.

[The_annoying_one]

Told his boss he can’t come in this week because his pet rock died.

[-Kudasai-]

Broke up with his girlfriend after finding out that she cheated.

Spoiler

On her taxes 

 

Edited November 21, 2025 by -Kudasai-

[discolé monade]

is world renouned finger tutting guru, reginald p. falange

Edited November 21, 2025 by discolé monade

[Insipid]

Sang My Neck, My Back with fuggs at karoke night.

[-Kudasai-]

Has started a petition to replace Cheetah Lounge dancers with actual cheetahs.

[The_annoying_one]

Uses a can opener to open cans of soda.

[-Kudasai-]

Signed up Ghostrek to join the French Foreign Legion.

[The_annoying_one]

Has seen Troll 2 573 times.

[-Kudasai-]

Puts Parmesan cheese on his Corn Flakes.

[[classic swim]]

He made angry bull noises when he got a Garbage Pail Kid for Christmas.

[-Kudasai-]

Threw a rutabaga at Mr. Hoonie after he spilled Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs cereal on all over his chicken suit. 

Edited November 21, 2025 by -Kudasai-

[The_annoying_one]

Cooks baked potatoes in an EZ Bake Oven.

[-Kudasai-]

Orders a bowl of cereal at every restaurant he goes to. 

[Insipid]

Wants to bring the judas chair to the Vatican to bask in the glory of the Sistine Chapel and be canonized by the Pope.