myth busters: boar3d edition

[-Kudasai-]

Once dated a woman who was a Mega Man fan, things didn't work out because her nickname for him was Quick Man

Edited July 29, 2025 by Mode 7

[discolé monade]

absolutely despises nicknames from people he just started dating. 

[The_annoying_one]

Has a secret nickname for every member of the UEMB.

[[classic swim]]

He doesn’t know what his UEMB nickname is but he calls himself Papa Bear.

[-Kudasai-]

According to Mr. Hoonie he wears a cape during sex

[[classic swim]]

In contempt of court for shouting out “We still have history! DUCKTALLLLLLESSSS!”

[discolé monade]

has proclaimed that 'chicken jockey' is so passe; it's now, 'penguin pilot'. 

[[classic swim]]

Wishes penguins couldn’t feel pain so she could use a penguin for a basketball.

[-Kudasai-]

Wears a Tanooki suit during winter

[The_annoying_one]

Owns a life-size cardboard cutout of Bill Nye The Science Guy.

[-Kudasai-]

Appeared on a episode of Reading Rainbow when he was a kid

[discolé monade]

travels to the big city, to show off his gully suit, while strolling the streets. 

[-Kudasai-]

This is what Disco wears when it rains outside

Spoiler

 

[The_annoying_one]

Once tried to travel across 5 states on a bicycle.

[-Kudasai-]

Wears the Super Mario frog suit when he goes swimming

[discolé monade]

still purchases outfits using the 'garanimals' method. 

[The_annoying_one]

Learned how to make Crystal Pepsi after it was discontinued.

[discolé monade]

doesn't give a shit what NO ONE SAYS!!!! pepsi blue is the tits. 

Edited July 29, 2025 by discolé monade

[[classic swim]]

Made me remember we’re robbed of more Pepsi Blue.

 

[The_annoying_one]

Has a love-hate relationship with the number 17.

[[classic swim]]

Got his friend to honk the horn at Sparky the Fire Dog and Sparky looked at him like this.

[Seight]

Can stop forest fires but doesn't know what to do with that information

[The_annoying_one]

Wears a bunny mask to bed every night.

[-Kudasai-]

Learned how to drive from Playing Mario Kart

[discolé monade]

donnie darko makes his brains tingle. 

[-Kudasai-]

Wrote the lyrics to the Reading Rainbow theme song

Edited July 30, 2025 by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Was once good friends with the same Mr. Jones that Counting Crows sang about.

[-Kudasai-]

Decided to learn how to speak French after watching this

Spoiler

 

 

[Seight]

Does NOT respected the French language (honhonhon)

[-Kudasai-]

Never obeys the keep off the grass signs

[The_annoying_one]

Thinks “Do Not Enter - Not An Exit” is just a suggestion.

[-Kudasai-]

Uses hand signals instead of his blinkers

[discolé monade]

wears sequined gloves to direct traffic in town center; the intersection in question, is the entrance to food lion, 

[-Kudasai-]

Her favorite song to sing during karaoke night

Spoiler

 

 

[The_annoying_one]

His favorite song to sing during karaoke night.

Spoiler

 

 

[Seight]

His favorite song to sing during karaoke night

Spoiler

 

 

[[classic swim]]

His favorite song to sing during karaoke night.

Spoiler

 

 

[discolé monade]

has a traveling sock puppet theatre: this week he's attempting to recreate chappelle roan's 'pink pony club' video . 

godspeed weary traveler. 

[The_annoying_one]

Teaches a class every Tuesday afternoon on how to lip sync perfectly.

Edited July 31, 2025 by The_annoying_one
Stupid finger added an extra letter.

[-Kudasai-]

Told his therapist his anxiety began the moment he first encountered Labyrinth Zone in Sonic the Hedgehog 

[discolé monade]

this one time, at band camp, he took over the instructional period for all the wind instruments...

he personally only knows how to play the recorder...but man oh man...let him hit that brown note. 

[-Kudasai-]

I almost fell down the stairs because she has a habit of leaving her legos on the stairs

[The_annoying_one]

Wants to install a conveyor belt throughout his house because he's tired of having to walk to each and every room.

[Seight]

Bought a plastic sled to go down his stairs

[-Kudasai-]

Decided to go to medical school after hearing these two songs.

Spoiler

 

 

 

[Virtual Satyr]

Stopped Weird Al from making a parody of "Pumped Up Kicks" called "Plump Dumb Chicks."

[-Kudasai-]

Drives me crazy like no one else 

[Seight]

Kisses the girls and makes them cry

[The_annoying_one]

Is chomping at the bit for a full Spice Girls reunion.

[-Kudasai-]

Has a restraining order against Baby Spice