The_annoying_one Posted Sunday at 10:13 PM Posted Sunday at 10:13 PM Has a strange obsession with my ass. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted Sunday at 10:16 PM Author Posted Sunday at 10:16 PM goes around asking 'did you touch my ass?' 1 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Sunday at 10:37 PM Posted Sunday at 10:37 PM Made a special pair of pants for my ass that say “You can look but you can’t touch”. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Sunday at 10:44 PM Posted Sunday at 10:44 PM Just so we're clear the ass everyone is talking about is TAO's pet donkey Lulu 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Sunday at 11:04 PM Posted Sunday at 11:04 PM Tried convincing Tao to take his pet donkey Lulu into Olive Garden since the restaurant was running a bring-your-pet-donkey-to-dinner sale after the lawsuit. 3 Quote
Seight Posted Sunday at 11:14 PM Posted Sunday at 11:14 PM Is the guy that walks into that scene and says "What is this, a crossover episode?" 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Sunday at 11:17 PM Posted Sunday at 11:17 PM Went to an all donkey farm and the farmer said “Seiiiiiiiiigggghht, stop petting the donkey like that!” 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted Sunday at 11:42 PM Author Posted Sunday at 11:42 PM when he says 'donkey farm', he's speaking of course to his favorite after hours entertainment in the red light district of tiajuana. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Sunday at 11:48 PM Posted Sunday at 11:48 PM Once killed a spider with a flame thrower 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Sunday at 11:52 PM Posted Sunday at 11:52 PM Tried to sell chocolate-covered spiders at the state fair. It somehow never caught on. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Sunday at 11:54 PM Posted Sunday at 11:54 PM Paid the blonde sitting next to him on the plane 24 bucks to sniff his head. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted Sunday at 11:58 PM Author Posted Sunday at 11:58 PM wears blond wigs while traveling by air. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Sunday at 11:59 PM Posted Sunday at 11:59 PM Eats the shells instead of the actual walnut 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Monday at 12:00 AM Posted Monday at 12:00 AM The brunette sitting next to him on the plane said she’d sniff his head for free! 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Monday at 12:05 AM Posted Monday at 12:05 AM What he meant to say was to shave my head for food. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Monday at 12:15 AM Posted Monday at 12:15 AM Kudasai gives out plates of peach cobbler and potato salad to everyone who puts their face to the top of his head and compliments it. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Monday at 12:23 AM Posted Monday at 12:23 AM Always checks for monsters under the bed and in the closet before going to bed 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Monday at 12:26 AM Posted Monday at 12:26 AM Woke up his wife to tell her he wants to boogie with the boogieman. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Monday at 12:35 AM Posted Monday at 12:35 AM Has started an online petition to bring back Smurfberry Crunch Cereal 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Monday at 12:37 AM Posted Monday at 12:37 AM Once used beer instead of milk in cereal. 2 1 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Monday at 01:06 AM Posted Monday at 01:06 AM Boar killed him on WOW so he bobs his head at Kudz wife and says “dude, I’m getting my fricken hoonies whipped right now.” 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Monday at 01:38 AM Posted Monday at 01:38 AM Owns a collection of GTA bobble heads. 1 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Monday at 02:31 AM Posted Monday at 02:31 AM His first toy was a garbage disposal 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted Monday at 03:05 AM Author Posted Monday at 03:05 AM they said it couldn't be done...but he actually was able to stretch armstrong's arms off in one stretch. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Monday at 03:09 AM Posted Monday at 03:09 AM Her first toy was a socket wrench 1 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Monday at 03:27 AM Posted Monday at 03:27 AM His first toy was a box spring repurposed as a Slinky. 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Monday at 04:50 AM Posted Monday at 04:50 AM He came up with the name Toys For Tots. 2 Quote
Seight Posted Monday at 09:59 AM Posted Monday at 09:59 AM Gave the Dallas Cowboys players the idea of jumping in the giant Salvation Army bucket they have on the sidelines during the Thanksgiving Day game 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Monday at 03:15 PM Posted Monday at 03:15 PM Tried out to be the mascot for the Dallas Cowboys. 3 Quote
GunStarHero Posted Monday at 03:48 PM Posted Monday at 03:48 PM Has determined that Stacy's Mom, did not, in fact, have it going on and has discovered that she was replaced with a model to gaslight Stacy. 5 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Monday at 04:41 PM Posted Monday at 04:41 PM Had to leave her shift but also needed to laugh at a homely customer’s face like she always does, so she put her face to their face and softly went “hohohoho” and continued to walk. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Monday at 04:57 PM Posted Monday at 04:57 PM Goes to restaurants and threatens to spit in people’s food if they don’t meet his demands. His demands are that everyone cluck like a chicken while hopping on one leg. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted Monday at 05:35 PM Author Posted Monday at 05:35 PM stands on the corner, and yells 'EXTRA EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT' but doesn't say what 'it' is. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Monday at 05:44 PM Posted Monday at 05:44 PM She lives inside of Chuck E Cheese. There’s a little studio apartment hidden in the establishment, she crashes and hangs out with Chuck E Cheese, who is also Kudasai. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Monday at 05:55 PM Posted Monday at 05:55 PM Waited until closing time at Chuck E Cheese and swapped out every pizza in the place for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Monday at 06:46 PM Posted Monday at 06:46 PM Like Scrooge McDuck likes to wear a pair of spats without pants 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted Monday at 08:56 PM Author Posted Monday at 08:56 PM comes up with all the clever stores, and names for the pest control on bob's burgers opener. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Monday at 09:07 PM Posted Monday at 09:07 PM Wrote the theme song for The Cleveland Show. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Monday at 10:53 PM Posted Monday at 10:53 PM (edited) Tried to clear a clogged toilet with dynamite. Amazingly his insurance covered dynamite accidents. Edited Monday at 10:59 PM by Mode 7 4 Quote
Seight Posted Tuesday at 12:58 AM Posted Tuesday at 12:58 AM Insurance adjuster who believed "dynamite accident" was an euphemism 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Tuesday at 01:05 AM Posted Tuesday at 01:05 AM Has dreams of becoming the next Chuck Norris. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Tuesday at 01:06 AM Posted Tuesday at 01:06 AM (edited) Favorite vacation spot is Hell, Michigan Edited Tuesday at 01:08 AM by Mode 7 4 Quote
GunStarHero Posted Tuesday at 01:40 AM Posted Tuesday at 01:40 AM Runs a ruthless underground marble racing league. 5 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Tuesday at 01:48 AM Posted Tuesday at 01:48 AM Hasn't lost a single match in the marble racing league 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Tuesday at 01:54 AM Posted Tuesday at 01:54 AM Is pushing to have Wrestlemania Week turned into a national holiday. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Tuesday at 01:55 AM Posted Tuesday at 01:55 AM What he meant to say is pushing to bring back The In Your House monthly PLE's 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Tuesday at 01:57 AM Posted Tuesday at 01:57 AM Told someone to undo the biscuits. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Tuesday at 01:59 AM Posted Tuesday at 01:59 AM Gave TAO the idea to unclog his toilet with dynamite 5 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Tuesday at 02:17 AM Posted Tuesday at 02:17 AM Puts mustard on pizza. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Tuesday at 02:24 AM Posted Tuesday at 02:24 AM Put ketchup on his ketchup. 2 2 Quote
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