myth busters: boar3d edition

[Seight]

Knew this day would come

[-Kudasai-]

Threw a blue koppa shell at a police car

Edited March 1, 2025 by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Went to an AIC concert and yelled “Bark At The Moon!!!”

[-Kudasai-]

Threw a red koppa shell at a sheriff's deputy car 

[The_annoying_one]

Jumps on turtles’ heads.

[-Kudasai-]

Owns a Tanooki Suit

[discolé monade]

currently working on a musical for 'plan 9 from outer space'. 

[-Kudasai-]

Threw a green koppa shell at a meter maid 

[The_annoying_one]

Thinks “The Wizard Of Oz” was a horror movie.

[discolé monade]

cosplays as the cowardly lion, JUST for the shirley temple curls.  *iykyk*

[-Kudasai-]

Was supposed to be a host on the View but it didn't work out. She has since vowed to start her own version of the View with and I quote...

"With blackjack and hookers"

[The_annoying_one]

Produced Metallica’s ‘Death Magnetic’.

[[classic swim]]

Remembers when Danny DeVito was drunk on The View. 

[-Kudasai-]

Owns Danny Devito's Penguin costume 

Edited March 1, 2025 by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Would’ve been successful if it weren’t for those meddling kids.

[-Kudasai-]

Has  made it his life's mission to destroy every last copy of St. Anger

[[classic swim]]

Wants to put huge antlers on his head and make an angry moose noise as he headbutts someone.

[-Kudasai-]

Volunteered to build the antlers for me

[The_annoying_one]

Worked as a cashier at Dollar General for exactly 37 seconds.

[-Kudasai-]

Threatened to make every member of Metallica to sit on the Judas Chair if they ever release another album like St. Anger 

[The_annoying_one]

Helped Meat Loaf write “I Would Do Anything For Love”.

[-Kudasai-]

Was also one of the children in Smashing Pumpkins music video for the song Rocket 

[Seight]

Came up with the idea to make Gorillaz a "Cartoon Band"

[-Kudasai-]

Used to be a member of Gwar

[The_annoying_one]

Is making a surprise appearance in the Elimination Chamber tonight.

[-Kudasai-]

Spent his life savings on buying the Million Dollar Championship belt

[discolé monade]

sells knock off's of the million dollar championship belt on ebay. he is killing it. 

[The_annoying_one]

Invented mayonnaise.

[-Kudasai-]

Got banned from all Baskin-Robbins locations

[discolé monade]

likes to hand out free samples from baskin-robbins. doesn't work there.

Edited March 2, 2025 by discolé monade
me dooey the cha cha

[-Kudasai-]

Has just learned  that the Lumberjacks union is responsible for her getting banned in muitiple Canadian provinces

[The_annoying_one]

Has the president of Amazon on speed dial.

[-Kudasai-]

Steals Jack-O-Lanterns from porches every Halloween

[The_annoying_one]

Crashes random weddings for free food.

[Seight]

Has an Easter Bunny costume that they use to get free candy

[discolé monade]

snuggles up to adam sandlers 'what the hell happened to me?'. oh...his favorite you ask? 'ode to my car'. 

[-Kudasai-]

Is the reigning hokey pokey champion

[discolé monade]

does the chicken dance to the electric slide. 

[-Kudasai-]

Steals door knobs from Olive Garden

[The_annoying_one]

Slips random playing cards into people’s mailboxes.

[discolé monade]

placed 3rd in the 8th annual ga-ga ball games

[-Kudasai-]

Has just filed a lawsuit against the Canadian Lumberjacks union

[[classic swim]]

Envies the Mucinex man living inside the stomach with a recliner.

[The_annoying_one]

Wrote a fan letter to the Mr. Clean character.

[[classic swim]]

Dropped his coffee mug when his relative revealed what happened to the pie in American Pie.

[Insipid]

Called the Olive Garden waitress who gave him horrible service a fat bombaclot pussyhole gal.

 

[[classic swim]]

Called the Olive Garden waiter a cabbage eating prick and told Ray about the diamonds.

[-Kudasai-]

Steals toilet seat covers from The Olive Garden 

[The_annoying_one]

Owns stock in Olive Garden.

[-Kudasai-]

Successfully robbed several Olive Garden restaurants with an NES zapper gun