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12 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Like I said, you're not pulling an 80 pound bag out of  trash can.  That being said, I'm 6'1" - I'm tall enough to lift a bag out of a 4' tall container using my legs without putting my arms over my head.

Well, I'm not exactly Wilt Chamberlain over here.

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In the same line, as long as the discussion has shifted to my former working conditions. 

There was one department manager who fought me and the union tenaciously for two years, trying to flip my schedule from 4pm to 12am and instead have me work from 12pm to 8pm.  He finally succeeded.  The problem was that he didn't schedule anybody at all to work 4am to 12pm.  I walked into a trash nightmare every day, with seven foot piles of trash in areas that were visible to the public.  I started going into work at 10am and taking pictures of those piles.  Then, the inevitable happened.  A senior manager from upstairs came to my department during a preshift briefing and said he wanted to take a few suggestions.  I showed him the pictures and said that's what happens when there's no morning shift guy.  We'll, hot dog, my schedule was put right back where it belonged and suddenly we had a morning shift guy.

I wonder what that senior manager had said to the department manager.

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Just now, André Toulon said:

Just make it up and present it as fact...as usual.

On a similar note, during that short lived stint on 12pm to 8pm shift, one day the department manager found himself short handed and wanted me to work a 12 hour shift.  But, he didn't have the courage to tell me that himself.  Two hours into my shift, he sent my favorite supervisor to give me the bad news.

 

I punched out at 4pm and left the manager stranded without a trash hauler for eight hours.  There wasn't a dawned thing he could have done about it.

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12 minutes ago, smiradenius said:

On a similar note, during that short lived stint on 12pm to 8pm shift, one day the department manager found himself short handed and wanted me to work a 12 hour shift.  But, he didn't have the courage to tell me that himself.  Two hours into my shift, he sent my favorite supervisor to give me the bad news.

 

I punched out at 4pm and left the manager stranded without a trash hauler for eight hours.  There wasn't a dawned thing he could have done about it.

I think he just didn't like interacting with you. He wasn't afraid of you.

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20 minutes ago, Insipid said:

I think he just didn't like interacting with you. He wasn't afraid of you.

He was never afraid of anybody at all.  As long as he could hide behind his desk and prattle about how much authority he had, he felt invincible.

I enjoyed busting his bubble. 

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1 minute ago, smiradenius said:

He was never afraid of anybody at all.  As long as he could hide behind his desk and prattle about how much authority he had, he felt invincible.

I heard he had sex with leathur rok that one time you brought her over.

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8 minutes ago, naraku360 said:

"I lifted 50 over my head with one arm."

[video linked showing it isn't 50]

"That's not 50, but I could make it 50!"

I love how his default is to never admit he was wrong so he accused me of editing it before realizing how dumb that sounded and decided to move the goalposts at somewhere else.

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Are you guys still having fun in here? Lmk when you’re finished so I can lock this ridiculous thing, called a thread about, “if your house was burglarized what would you not mind being stolen” with zero serious answers to his own fuckin topic 

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