Molar's thoughts while in the clouds

[molarbear]

Did anyone ever get an official reason for why AS pulled the plug on the boards?

I've heard a thing or two from a former helper, but I dunno if that's the real reason or not.

 

Also.....Has anyone ever wondered how Mr Krabs fucked a whale?

He's a crab..... that means he either went on some skilled stealth mission inot a whale's hoohah, or he has an astronomically large penis

 

 

 

[Insipid]

It's cause fuggs showed off her hooha.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Pearl doesn't look at all like Mr. Krabs or crab-like at all, so I'm assuming Krabs is either the step dad or else Pearl was adopted.

It seems all the other characters whose relatives we see are the same species as them, just not with Mr. Krabs and Pearl.

[André Toulon]

What do y'all even do with the internet. 

Pearl's dad is in prison because Krabs set him up to take the fall for a crime he didn't commit. After finding out she has no mother, he adopted her.

I mean, if you're not reading wild cartoon conspiracies, wtf are you even doing with the internet 

 

[molarbear]

17 hours ago, André Toulon said:

What do y'all even do with the internet. 

Pearl's dad is in prison because Krabs set him up to take the fall for a crime he didn't commit. After finding out she has no mother, he adopted her.

I mean, if you're not reading wild cartoon conspiracies, wtf are you even doing with the internet 

 

That's weak sauce, sir.

I can see krabs being a huge undersea kelp dealer. One day while on a three day bender that made charlie sheen's little outburst look like a child's tantrum, he catches a glimpse a badonkadonk so big; it literally casts a shadow over his villa. While all his hench crabs run for shelter thinking the sharks are onto them, mr krabs is far too fucked up to care and menacingly stares, slowly he raises his eyes.

Krabs has seen many an ass in his lifetime, but never one so profound as "The Mother of Pearl". Scientists and witnesses to this day are still skeptical as to what actually caused the event. Some say it was a combination of the perfect drug cocktail mixed with horny, others say it was more like he was drawn to it like a metal object to a magnet. Whatever you want to believe, Krabs rocketed upward pelvis first at a speed that has never been understood by any physics expert or mathematician.

Later, recollections of this could be traced to this moment

 

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