Zenigundam Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 make me flip out on them and then they use that as an excuse to call me a psycho? What's their problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 What's their problem? You are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 26, 2017 Author Share Posted March 26, 2017 You are. The strange thing is that I know they love me and want me, but I don't understand they act so stupidly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pail Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 make me flip out on them and then they use that as an excuse to call me a psycho? What's their problem? Plausible deniability. As the weaker of the sexes, women have to set up contingency plans if their squishbox gets hot for another guy/they get bored/etc. So they can pretend to have an excuse for leaving you once the gravy train slows to a halt and not look like a whore/gold digger/etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 26, 2017 Author Share Posted March 26, 2017 Plausible deniability. As the weaker of the sexes, women have to set up contingency plans if their squishbox gets hot for another guy/they get bored/etc. So they can pretend to have an excuse for leaving you once the gravy train slows to a halt and not look like a whore/gold digger/etc. 1000% true. Couldn't agree more. ::HMM:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 They want you to lose your shit so the cops will show up and take you out. I can't fault them for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 26, 2017 Author Share Posted March 26, 2017 They want you to lose your shit so the cops will show up and take you out. I can't fault them for that. I'm such a smooth operator with the cops. Cop: "We got a domestic violence complaint here." Zeni: "Officer, everything's fine. It was just a small misunderstanding between me and my OkCupid girlfriend. Nothing serious." *cracks knuckles while stepping to the cop* Cop: *eyes widening in fear* "O-ok then, Mr. Zeni. (nervously) You have a good night, sir!" *scrambles back to his car* Zeni: "Yeah that's right I will! I'll have a great night! (with attitude and swagger) <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilsergE Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 The strange thing is that I know they love me and want me, but I don't understand they act so stupidly! Please end your life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 26, 2017 Author Share Posted March 26, 2017 Please end your life That'd be awful. The world would mourn for weeks and people would be upset both about my untimely demise and the constant news coverage overtaking their regular programming. You just wouldn't understand what I'm talking about since you're an unpopular virgin who gets zero girls though! wink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 I'm such a smooth operator with the cops. Cop: "We got a domestic violence complaint here." Zeni: "Officer, everything's fine. It was just a small misunderstanding between me and my OkCupid girlfriend. Nothing serious." *cracks knuckles while stepping to the cop* Cop: *eyes widening in fear* "O-ok then, Mr. Zeni. (nervously) You have a good night, sir!" *scrambles back to his car* Zeni: "Yeah that's right I will! I'll have a great night! (with attitude and swagger) <3 Yeah, no. You'd piss yourself, and would be all crying and shit. Zeni: "Please Mr. Officer, don't take me to jail! I'm sure we can work something out here!" Mr. Officer: "Hmm... what do you have in mind?" Zeni: "Well, we can go around behind this building, and..." Mr. Officer: "Okay. You do have a purty mouth." :fap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Their "problem" is that they are, in fact, not self-absorbed, overgrown children racked with insecurity and unable to function socially on the most basic of levels. We know it's hard for you to imagine that a person without those features could exist, but such is your burden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisIdiot Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 I expected to become " why do they always run? i'm just gonna catch them " kind of thing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 26, 2017 Author Share Posted March 26, 2017 Their "problem" is that they are, in fact, not self-absorbed, overgrown children racked with insecurity and unable to function socially on the most basic of levels. We know it's hard for you to imagine that a person without those features could exist, but such is your burden. *Moves in front of you while cracking knuckles* Let's not get carried away. Just tell the truth... *My goons emerge from the shadows* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Flies that follow you because you need a shower don't qualify as goons, kitten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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