Mix Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 (edited) but Santa and his "elves"...that's just fine??? There's some magic little people have that blinds you to slavery. The Seven Dwarfs were mining for jewels, but the home Snow White cleaned for them looked pretty broke down. Where was all this jewel wealth going? Edited August 14, 2023 by Mix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 1 hour ago, Mix said: Where was all this jewel wealth going? clearly this bitch had something to do with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 Oompa Loompas were actually just dwarves that Wonka held hostage and painted orange. He forced the other dwarves to mine jewels for him or he'd have the Oompa Loompas tortured and murdered in one of his death machines. The chocolate factory was just one big money laundering scheme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 Dwarf jewels were funding walt disneys child eating, finding a steady supply of orphans to devour takes resources Robot Chicken told me so 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 De Beers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 Seven dudes living in the woods and none of them were named Sweepy or Moppy or even Dusty and you wonder why the place was a mess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted August 15, 2023 Author Share Posted August 15, 2023 22 hours ago, katt_goddess said: Seven dudes living in the woods and none of them were named Sweepy or Moppy or even Dusty and you wonder why the place was a mess? They were mining jewels. You think Elon's dad cleaned up after himself? No, he was too busy mining jewels and hooking up with family members. Jewel wealth frees you from the constraints that bind the rest of us. The seven dwarfs should of had a maid and A BIGGER HOUSE. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 44 minutes ago, Mix said: They were mining jewels. You think Elon's dad cleaned up after himself? No, he was too busy mining jewels and hooking up with family members. Jewel wealth frees you from the constraints that bind the rest of us. The seven dwarfs should of had a maid and A BIGGER HOUSE. They hoarded the jewels. There's a difference between wealth and hoarding. Wealth implies that they are aware of the value of the items that they are digging up, hoarding is just digging up shiny things and tossing them in a vault with all the other shiny things. They didn't even care about locking things up completely because the key was hanging on the wall right outside the vault where anyone could snag it and pull out a few baubles. Because let's face it, they only brought out their A game with their shiny things when they thought Snow White was dead. She had enough value to move them from just existing and hoarding shiny things to building an elaborate jewel coffin. Elon's dad should have had a vasectomy in the 60's. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted August 15, 2023 Author Share Posted August 15, 2023 31 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: They hoarded the jewels. There's a difference between wealth and hoarding. Wealth implies that they are aware of the value of the items that they are digging up, hoarding is just digging up shiny things and tossing them in a vault with all the other shiny things. They didn't even care about locking things up completely because the key was hanging on the wall right outside the vault where anyone could snag it and pull out a few baubles. Because let's face it, they only brought out their A game with their shiny things when they thought Snow White was dead. She had enough value to move them from just existing and hoarding shiny things to building an elaborate jewel coffin. Elon's dad should have had a vasectomy in the 60's. huh...Smaug was right.....they were asking for it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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