Vela Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 I usually shower before bed cause I like a clean bed...I have duckies...but they're just there to sit and judge. ::turns the one wearing a hat towards the wall:: 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicinumatt Posted February 27, 2023 Author Share Posted February 27, 2023 3 hours ago, Vela said: I usually shower before bed cause I like a clean bed...I have duckies...but they're just there to sit and judge. ::turns the one wearing a hat towards the wall:: I shower in the mornings and the evenings.. and also late at night if I have been up late. I LOVE to take showers. My duckies are there to enjoy the view of this work of natural average art! Also, my cat knows how to do door knobs so he usually barges in and sits on the ledge or in the back of shower, playing with the water because hes a weirdo that loves water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 24 minutes ago, atomicinumatt said: I shower in the mornings and the evenings.. and also late at night if I have been up late. I LOVE to take showers. My duckies are there to enjoy the view of this work of natural average art! Also, my cat knows how to do door knobs so he usually barges in and sits on the ledge or in the back of shower, playing with the water because hes a weirdo that loves water. Shower in the morning! Shower in the evening! Shower at supper time! When shower’s on the table, you can have showers anytime! Am I the only one who remembers those stupid commercials? 😅 Also, how huge is your cat that he can reach door knobs? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 (edited) 2 hours ago, The_annoying_one said: Shower in the morning! Shower in the evening! Shower at supper time! When shower’s on the table, you can have showers anytime! Am I the only one who remembers those stupid commercials? 😅 Also, how huge is your cat that he can reach door knobs? You shower on a table?!?! When you think about it benches are just tiny tables for butts ::nods purposively:: Edited February 27, 2023 by Vela also bagel bites 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 I suddenly want bagel bites. Thanks, everybody! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 6 minutes ago, Vela said: You shower on a table?!?! When you think about it benches are just tiny tables for butts ::nods purposively:: Don’t shower-shame me!! 😭😛 I never thought of it that way. That makes perfect sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 1 minute ago, hornedlizardman said: I suddenly want bagel bites. Thanks, everybody! They don’t call me The_annoying_one for nothing. 😛 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 5 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: They don’t call me The_annoying_one for nothing. 😛 🤪 Just for that, you will get your learnin' on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 5 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said: 🤪 Just for that, you will get your learnin' on. Not if I don’t watch it! I’ll watch it later. Little busy right now. 😛 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 (edited) 3 hours ago, atomicinumatt said: . I LOVE to take showers. My duckies are there to enjoy the view of this work of natural average art! Also, my cat knows how to do door knobs so he usually barges in and sits on the ledge or in the back of shower, playing with the water because hes a weirdo that loves water. ME TOO! I do my best thinking (and talking to myself, and singing ((I spend far too much time, at a time, in the shower)) in there. But it dries out my skin and I have to put copious amounts of lotion on every time So once at night unless I'm going some place particular. Convo as a kid maybe 10 or so: Brother: *annoyed* There's only one shower. Why do you spend so much time in there? Mom: You do take a long time in there. What are you doing for 45 minutes? Me: Sometimes I pretend I'm reporting on the weather during a flood or tsunami. Them: *blank stares* Me: No really. *goes to shower and returns with a large hand-mirror* That's why this is in there! Brother: I wasn't going to ask about that, but at least it explains it. Me: *demonstrates while pretending to be pelted in the face with water* 3 hours ago, atomicinumatt said: IMy duckies are there to enjoy the view of this work of natural average art! Bo Burnham from the perspective of God in You're Not Going To Heaven: "🎶I don't think masturbation is obscene It's absolutely natural, and the weirdest fucken thing I've ever seen.🎵" 😆 My cat sits in the doorway waiting. I don't think she likes the tile, or the steam. Edited February 27, 2023 by Vela 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 24 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: Don’t shower-shame me!! 😭😛 I never thought of it that way. That makes perfect sense. <---funnier if you know this characters background I so smarts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 Just now, Vela said: <---funnier if you know this characters background I so smarts. Never nudes are people, too. Just think about the man inside him. *slowly slinks out of thread* 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 2 minutes ago, Vela said: <---funnier if you know this characters background I so smarts. I don’t know the character and that’s still hilarious. 😂 And humble too. 😜 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicinumatt Posted February 27, 2023 Author Share Posted February 27, 2023 (edited) 3 hours ago, The_annoying_one said: Also, how huge is your cat that he can reach door knobs? My kitty is like 3 or 4 feet long when he stretches out haha so he can easily reach doors! He can easily open doors with handles and then the ones with knobs he just jimmies around for a few minutes until they pop open. I guess it is kinda a problem but not really since he cannot get the outside doors open since I lock them, and I live alone so it don't matter if the bathroom door opens. What is annoying is that he is constantly getting into my closest and pulling all my shit out and sleeping in my laundry etc. lmao Edited February 27, 2023 by atomicinumatt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicinumatt Posted February 27, 2023 Author Share Posted February 27, 2023 10 minutes ago, Vela said: ME TOO! I do my best thinking (and talking to myself, and singing ((I spend far too much time, at a time, in the shower)) in there. But it dries out my skin and I have to put copious amounts of lotion on every time So once at night unless I'm going some place particular. Convo as a kid maybe 10 or so: Brother: *annoyed* There's only one shower. Why do you spend so much time in there? Mom: You do take a long time in there. What are you doing for 45 minutes? Me: Sometimes I pretend I'm reporting on the weather during a flood or tsunami. Them: *blank stares* Me: No really. *goes to shower and returns with a large hand-mirror* That's why this is in there! Brother: I wasn't going to ask about that, but at least it explains it. Me: *demonstrates while pretending to be pelted in the face with water* They call them shower thoughts for a reason! I still do my most profound thinking in the shower. Like even if their is a huge problem I am working on for work, more times than not the epiphany will happen in the shower. I just love the warm water. It gives me like a zen moment. But singing hahahahhahaha yea you do not want to even imagine that.. 14 minutes ago, Vela said: "🎶I don't think masturbation is obscene It's absolutely natural, and the weirdest fucken thing I've ever seen.🎵" 😆 Now I feel personally attacked >.> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 3 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: I don’t know the character and that’s still hilarious. 😂 And humble too. 😜 He's from Arrested Development. And like Gemini implied he's a "never nude". Lol. He's never completely nude. He even showers with tiny cut-off jeans on. ::saunters around:: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 19 minutes ago, Vela said: ME TOO! I do my best thinking (and talking to myself, and singing ((I spend far too much time, at a time, in the shower)) in there. But it dries out my skin and I have to put copious amounts of lotion on every time So once at night unless I'm going some place particular. Convo as a kid maybe 10 or so: Brother: *annoyed* There's only one shower. Why do you spend so much time in there? Mom: You do take a long time in there. What are you doing for 45 minutes? Me: Sometimes I pretend I'm reporting on the weather during a flood or tsunami. Them: *blank stares* Me: No really. *goes to shower and returns with a large hand-mirror* That's why this is in there! Brother: I wasn't going to ask about that, but at least it explains it. Me: *demonstrates while pretending to be pelted in the face with water* Bo Burnham from the perspective of God in You're Not Going To Heaven: "🎶I don't think masturbation is obscene It's absolutely natural, and the weirdest fucken thing I've ever seen.🎵" 😆 My cat sits in the doorway waiting. I don't think she likes the tile, or the steam. Kitty! What Crow found: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 2 minutes ago, Vela said: He's from Arrested Development. And like Gemini implied he's a "never nude". Lol. He's never completely nude. He even showers with tiny cut-off jeans on. ::saunters around:: I’ve never seen Arrested Development. But I also identify as a “never nude”. Except for in the shower. 👀 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 2 minutes ago, Vela said: He's from Arrested Development. And like Gemini implied he's a "never nude". Lol. He's never completely nude. He even showers with tiny cut-off jeans on. ::saunters around:: That's right. Also, here'a a fun fact about Derek Zoolander: He's not an ambiturner. Something worth noting when we eventually read his eugoogly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicinumatt Posted February 27, 2023 Author Share Posted February 27, 2023 1 minute ago, The_annoying_one said: I’ve never seen Arrested Development. But I also identify as a “never nude”. Except for in the shower. 👀 NUDEST SHALL RULE THE WORLD 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 7 minutes ago, atomicinumatt said: But singing hahahahhahaha yea you do not want to even imagine that.. That's why you use your fingers to make music! 9 minutes ago, atomicinumatt said: Now I feel personally attacked >.> 🤣 Don't worry, from a different higher-thinking species' perspective I'm probably way more awkward looking than you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicinumatt Posted February 27, 2023 Author Share Posted February 27, 2023 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Vela said: That's why you use your fingers to make music! 🤣 Don't worry, from a different higher-thinking species' perspective I'm probably way more awkward looking than you I am good at playing the skin flute and blowing on the meat wreath though! And I am basically already a different species, but higher think? IDK lmao EDIT wreath not ribbon, I getting my musical jargon all wrong today \EDIT2 REED goddamn I cannot spell either Edited February 27, 2023 by atomicinumatt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Vela said: That's why you use your fingers to make music! So that's what they're calling it these days? Okay. lol Edited February 27, 2023 by hornedlizardman 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicinumatt Posted February 27, 2023 Author Share Posted February 27, 2023 ALL Bask in the beauty of human evolution! YOU ARE MADE IN MY IMAGE. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 2 minutes ago, atomicinumatt said: ALL Bask in the beauty of human evolution! YOU ARE MADE IN MY IMAGE. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL! Even this guy? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicinumatt Posted February 27, 2023 Author Share Posted February 27, 2023 Just now, hornedlizardman said: Even this guy? We are all beautiful. And if not, it just means God is ugly too! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicinumatt Posted February 27, 2023 Author Share Posted February 27, 2023 And in more relevant news, in light of all this shower talk.. TIME FOR ME TO GET FUNKY IN THE SHOWER!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 OH, YOU WANT SHOWER GIFS NOW???? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vela Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 35 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said: So that's what they're calling it these days? Okay. lol I set that up just for you guys 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 35 minutes ago, atomicinumatt said: ALL Bask in the beauty of human evolution! YOU ARE MADE IN MY IMAGE. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL! He says every time he exits the shower <----but nekked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vela Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 My family...................................Me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 (edited) 1 minute ago, Vela said: My family...................................Me. Just for you, girl: David Tennant showering. Edited February 27, 2023 by hornedlizardman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gemini Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 And now, David Tennant (with beard) showering! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 4 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said: Just for you, girl: David Tennant showering. Because I'm on an Alfred Hitchcock kick... Scarlett... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 1 minute ago, hornedlizardman said: And now, David Tennant (with beard) showering! Omg THAT'S the one! 🤣 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 1 minute ago, Vela said: Omg THAT'S the one! 🤣 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 One more: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 😆 Didn't know there'd be so many shower gifs of David Tennant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 1 minute ago, Vela said: 😆 Didn't know there'd be so many shower gifs of David Tennant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gemini Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 I just hope Vela's still posting with us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 4 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said: I just hope Vela's still posting with us. I’m currently talking to her in TD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 5 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said: I just hope Vela's still posting with us. Hah. I just got busy ripping up cardboard, sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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