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I'm unnecessarily polite to strangers at my door

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Idk why

Maybe it's because they know where I live.

I've recently taken to answering the door in my underwear.

I don't walk around my home in my underwear. I take my pants off when I hear someone at the door who i'm not expecting.

I'm still as polite as before, but now the interactions are shorter and that has made all the difference.

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Why are you answering your door and not installing ring, or some other shit so you can talk through your doorbell like the voice of a god?  You don’t even have to get up off your ass. Just fuck with your phone or whatever.  
 

oooo now I wanna install ring, wait for a jehova’s witness to come, set the bush on my lawn on fire and really freak them out.

”this is Jesus and I’m mad at you”

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10 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

...Why are you answering your door and not installing ring,

Because Ring doorbells don't have a video display?

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2 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

Yes it does and can be viewed on your phone. 
 

like why are you even saying otherwise?

https://support.ring.com/hc/en-us/articles/360057505652-Live-View-for-Ring-Video-Doorbells-and-Security-Cameras

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The doorbell itself doesn't have a display... as in, Mix can't answer the door with a video of himself in his underwear slowly stroking his package as he asks huskily how he can help the unsuspecting (and probably extremely sexually frustrated) Jehovah's Witness afternoon caller.

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13 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

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The doorbell itself doesn't have a display... as in, Mix can't answer the door with a video of himself in his underwear slowly stroking his package as he asks huskily how he can help the unsuspecting (and probably extremely sexually frustrated) Jehovah's Witness afternoon caller.

That’s not the point of what I’m saying but way to go killing a joke, I guess 🤷‍♀️

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7 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

That’s not the point of what I’m saying but way to go killing a joke, I guess 🤷‍♀️

Well, I mean the whole point is to kill all jokes so that Mix's work can shine.

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16 hours ago, scoobdog said:

Well, I mean the whole point is to kill all jokes so that Mix's work can shine.

I think the point now is, shut up scoob

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2 hours ago, Ric said:

I think the point now is, shut up scoob

About 18 hours too late there.

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50 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

About 18 hours too late there.

I didn't notice, y'all need to post more.

 

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1 minute ago, Ric said:

I didn't notice, y'all need to post more.

 

I know the feeling.

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Just now, scoobdog said:

I know the feeling.

I blame helps.

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