My girl pays for everything

[Mix]

So going down on her isn't even a question.

Like, i'm down there a lot.

Like, i'm down there so often she cleared out some space for me to leave a few of my things.

Really, at this point it makes more sense for me to move in, but she says she's not ready, so i'm still down there.

[scoobdog]

You make it sound like there's a reason why you wouldn't want to be down there.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Sounds like you got yourself a sugar mama.

[Poof]

Mine too 

[Mix]

7 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Sounds like you got yourself a sugar mama.

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[Mix]

On 1/10/2022 at 2:31 PM, scoobdog said:

You make it sound like there's a reason why you wouldn't want to be down there.

Well I got lost down there once or twice.

It was dark and I couldn't spot any landmarks.

But we sorted all that.

She gave me a map and a fleshlight.

 

[scoobdog]

1 hour ago, Mix said:

Well I got lost down there once or twice.

It was dark and I couldn't spot any landmarks.

But we sorted all that.

She gave me a map and a fleshlight.

 

I think you might not be down there enough if you can't figure out your way just by feel.

[Mix]

1 hour ago, scoobdog said:

I think you might not be down there enough if you can't figure out your way just by feel.

Feel! O_o'

Jeeezus cryst, chill out bruv!

You're gonna get us canceled!

I don't....feeel....anything

I keep it classy

I go down there like my man Josh Hartnett in 40 Days and 40 Nights....with a flower whose petals I gently blow across her vulva until she gracefully comes to completion...

[scoobdog]

You watched 40 Days and 40 Nights?

 

[Mix]

On 1/11/2022 at 8:44 PM, scoobdog said:

You watched 40 Days and 40 Nights?

 

I've watched every romantic comedy that's ever been made ever.

Mr. Right, The Girl Next Door, The Matrix.....I've seen them all.