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I'm getting my online medical online degree online


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They said I could get my degree in six months if I log in every day. 

The future is in online medicine!

Join me and you too could be a medical consultant  (not legally allowed to say doctor, but it's pretty much the same job with possibly almost close to the same pay)

 

 

 

 

 

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3 hours ago, bnmjy said:

I hope you're cheap. I'm tired of paying exorbitant fees at the gynecologist

The degree i'm getting is cheaper, so it stands to reason that the medical care will be cheaper too. Passing the savings on to the consumer is just good business. 

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3 hours ago, BlackNoir said:

Dr, Dr....gimme the news.....

The cancer is back. 

But it's like Norm Mcdonald said,  "if you die, the cancer dies. It's not so much a loss as it is a draw."

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Sorry, but the future of medicine is no actual doctors.  You just stick your fingers in a machine hooked to a computer and tap stuff on a screen while someone with no medical training interprets the results.

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