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[brian_boru]

5 minutes ago, mthor said:

National socialist German workers party. That's what nazi means. 

Do you think buffalos have wings?

[mthor]

Just now, brian_boru said:

Do you think buffalos have wings?

Sometimes. But chickens never have lips.

[discolé monade]

1 hour ago, mthor said:

Sometimes. But chickens never have lips.

you can tune a piano, 

but you can't tuna fish.

[GuyBeardmane]

50 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

you can tune a piano, 

but you can't tuna fish.

That's part of one of my favorite dumb jokes.  What's the difference between a fish, a piano, and a bottle of glue?

[mthor]

13 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said:

That's part of one of my favorite dumb jokes.  What's the difference between a fish, a piano, and a bottle of glue?

Ok, what?

[GuyBeardmane]

1 minute ago, mthor said:

Ok, what?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.

[mthor]

1 minute ago, GuyBeardmane said:

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.

But what about the glue?

Also, what's the difference between a banjo and a vacuum cleaner?

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

1 minute ago, mthor said:

But what about the glue?

Also, what's the difference between a banjo and a vacuum cleaner?

None. They both suck.

[GuyBeardmane]

Just now, mthor said:

But what about the glue?

I knew you'd get stuck on that.

Just now, mthor said:

Also, what's the difference between a banjo and a vacuum cleaner?

I don't know.

[mthor]

6 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said:

I knew you'd get stuck on that.

I don't know.

A vacuum cleaner doesn't suck until you plug it in.

[GuyBeardmane]

5 minutes ago, mthor said:

A vacuum cleaner doesn't suck until you plug it in.

Ouch, poor banjo.

 

[mthor]

15 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

None. They both suck.

But you have to plug the vacuum in first.