Oh Good - You're All Here

[UwP]

Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Nah, I got a french maid lined up for that.

Do you have to tell them to put on the damn maid outfit?

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

1 minute ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said:

Do you have to tell them to put on the damn maid outfit?

Yes, that's what makes them a french maid.... nationality be damned.

[UwP]

Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Yes, that's what makes them a french maid.... nationality be damned.

Do they have to be be French though?

I'm looking for an Irish Maid.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

1 minute ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said:

Do they have to be be French though?

I'm looking for an Irish Maid.

No, they don't have to be french. Once they dawn the outfit, they BECOME French!

[UwP]

Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

No, they don't have to be french. Once they dawn the outfit, they BECOME French!

What if they don't know how to speak Franch?

[Rogue_Alphonse]

Just now, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said:

What if they don't know how to speak Franch?

I read Franch in Stillz's NY accent.

[UwP]

Just now, Rogue_Alphonse said:

I read Franch in Stillz's NY accent.

FRANNNCHHH.

ON YER OL PIZAZZA.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

1 minute ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said:

What if they don't know how to speak Franch?

No, no no no no..... its the outfit that makes it french, they don't have to be french in literally any other way. They can be Swiss and speak Greek, it doesn't matter.

[UwP]

Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

No, no no no no..... its the outfit that makes it french, they don't have to be french in literally any other way. They can be Swiss and speak Greek, it doesn't matter.

What about swiss cheese wanting to be Greek yogurt?

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

9 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said:

What about swiss cheese wanting to be Greek yogurt?

Who am I to deny them their identity?

[Rogue_Alphonse]

[JehutyNinja]

Just now, Rogue_Alphonse said:

I would brick in that can

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

2 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

WHY DOES IT HAVE A BAND-AID?

[tsar4]

"Yeah we're all here 'cause we're not all there tonight!"

[UwP]

41 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

 

PUT THAT FUCKING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HALP ME

[UwP]

15 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

"Yeah we're all here 'cause we're not all there tonight!"

Please don't dox me.

[resurrected]

17 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said:

Please don't dox me.

You only need 68 more posts and you will be one of us. Then you can leave this cesspool. You can do it.

[UwP]

2 minutes ago, resurrected said:

You only need 68 more posts and you will be one of us. Then you can leave this cesspool. You can do it.

67.

Then maybe I can derpfiredumps.

[Rogue_Alphonse]

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[UwP]

Just now, Rogue_Alphonse said:

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I needed that.

[resurrected]

1 minute ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said:

67.

Then maybe I can derpfiredumps.

Let's do it.

[UwP]

2 minutes ago, resurrected said:

Let's do it.

No you.

[resurrected]

Just now, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said:

No you.

I'm giving it all I've got Cap'n. 

[UwP]

1 minute ago, resurrected said:

I'm giving it all I've got Cap'n. 

AYE AYE

[resurrected]

Just now, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said:

AYE AYE

If you can't get to 450 in the next 5 minutes, you don't have a hair on your ass.

[Seight]

[JehutyNinja]

1 hour ago, Seight said:

I feel judged

[UwP]

1 hour ago, resurrected said:

If you can't get to 450 in the next 5 minutes, you don't have a hair on your ass.

You're right. I don't. 

I shaveddd. 

And showered.

[UwP]

1 hour ago, Seight said:

With it's nose balls, eye balls, or ear balls?

[Seight]

6 hours ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said:

With it's nose balls, eye balls, or ear balls?

yes

[Rogue_Alphonse]

7 hours ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said:

With it's nose balls, eye balls, or ear balls?

Faceballs

[UwP]

3 hours ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

Faceballs

I prefer earballs.