I'm sending waifu to deliver these damn papers

[Phillies]

And I will just sit back and collect the cash O0

[1pooh4u]

lol, has job 5 minutes, calls them "damned papers" already >

[Master-Debater131]

Waifu is going to wind up smacking you

 

 

S:

[Phillies]

fuck this shit. 

 

Waifu needs to start pulling her weight.

[Phillies]

She better be cooking dinner later too.

[Master-Debater131]

Better watch out, waifu might not just smack  you but might stab you as well

[Ric]

I thought you were leaving waifu with me. 

[Phillies]

I've already been hospitalized for a Leek wound to the butt.  owo

[Phillies]

I thought you were leaving waifu with me. 

 

Not after hearing about you and Kudasai's plan to run the train on her.

[fuggnificent]

Shell just do something weird like put a leek in every paper.  Isnt your job done by like 7am everyday? And you already complaining? I wake up at dawn and dont get home until after the sun has set. Dont see me complain!

[bnmjy]

Considering she's Asian, say goodbye to that car and that job and a potential court hearing for running over children.

[Phillies]

Shell just do something weird like put a leek in every paper.  Isnt your job done by like 7am everyday? And you already complaining? I wake up at dawn and dont get home until after the sun has set. Dont see me complain!

 

Oh I got up late today, hopefully the papers will be delivered by dinner time.

 

If not I can always get around to it in the morning.

[Phillies]

Considering she's Asian, say goodbye to that car and that job and a potential court hearing for running over children.

 

Its a local route, you deliver by foot.

Well she will be out there in this wind.. hopefully she won't blow away....

[Misaka]

I've already been hospitalized for a Leek wound to the butt.  owo

 

so uh not to make you worried or anything but your waifu bought a purple leek from me a while back

so if you see her with it RUN!!!