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OMG, guys, I just had a run in with Geezus


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First off, we've been spelling his name wrong. He's not happy.

Secondly, and this is a big one, he started life on a planet in another Galaxy. He says they "get him" and that he's happier than he's ever been. He just came back to get his stuff. 

I was totally blown away. I didn't know what to say. I was like, "wow, I didn't even believe in you," and he was like, "that's fair, I didn't believe in you." 

Now at that point I got a little angry. He seemed like we was taking shots, y'know. So I was like, "well fuck you then," and he responded, "What!? You wanna go, bitch."

And things took their natural course as they do when a dude with magic fights a dude with no magic. 

Anyway, Geezus is a dick.

And he left us for some new young bitches.

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