I’m thinkin’ of becoming Medieval

[StExquisite]

Please Lord, I only live to serve. Please take my potatoes.

Wait, hold on. Those buboes? Oh, you mean my beauty marks?

Remember your vows, Lord.

Go be a seigneur and joust elsewhere. 

[Mini_ghost420]

let's go sword fighting 

[RainyDayJizz#35]

Ah, this old nonsense. Oh shit, I have awesome food I can eat. Only the lonely! Have time to talk like this.

I have no recollection of the rhythm of that song.

[StExquisite]

2 minutes ago, Mini_ghost420 said:

let's go sword fighting 

You go sword fighting, I’ll go tempt a Vicar with a good time.

Either way, there will be things to pillage.

[Mini_ghost420]

2 minutes ago, StExquisite said:

You go sword fighting, I’ll go tempt a Vicar with a good time.

Either way, there will be things to pillage.

sounds legit

[StExquisite]

1 minute ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said:

Ah, this old nonsense. Oh shit, I have awesome food I can eat. Only the lonely! Have time to talk like this.

I have no recollection of the rhythm of that song.

You got that St. Anthony’s Fire, bro? I’m jealous. I take it this harvest’s rye bread was most especially befouled, besotted with otherworldly ergotamine goodness. The Lord giveth many  blessings, my man. Cheers.

[Sawdamizer]

I got a diseased dick id like to show you.

[tsar4]

I think you have to get that tattooed on your butt.  I've overheard people saying to others, "I'm going to get 'Medieval' on your ass".

[StExquisite]

5 hours ago, Sawdamizer said:

I got a diseased dick id like to show you.

*motions Inquisition towards Sawdy*
 

THIS MAN RIGHT HERE, MONSIGNOR!!!

[StExquisite]

1 hour ago, tsar4 said:

I think you have to get that tattooed on your butt.  I've overheard people saying to others, "I'm going to get 'Medieval' on your ass".

Perish the thought! The only tattoo I’m getting is  the bloodied scars that were inflicted by penitent self-flaeggelation.

[nameraka]

Like what Marcellus Wallace did to Zed, medieval?

[katt_goddess]