StExquisite Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 Please Lord, I only live to serve. Please take my potatoes. Wait, hold on. Those buboes? Oh, you mean my beauty marks? Remember your vows, Lord. Go be a seigneur and joust elsewhere. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 let's go sword fighting 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 Ah, this old nonsense. Oh shit, I have awesome food I can eat. Only the lonely! Have time to talk like this. I have no recollection of the rhythm of that song. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StExquisite Posted September 28, 2020 Author Share Posted September 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, Mini_ghost420 said: let's go sword fighting You go sword fighting, I’ll go tempt a Vicar with a good time. Either way, there will be things to pillage. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, StExquisite said: You go sword fighting, I’ll go tempt a Vicar with a good time. Either way, there will be things to pillage. sounds legit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StExquisite Posted September 28, 2020 Author Share Posted September 28, 2020 1 minute ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: Ah, this old nonsense. Oh shit, I have awesome food I can eat. Only the lonely! Have time to talk like this. I have no recollection of the rhythm of that song. You got that St. Anthony’s Fire, bro? I’m jealous. I take it this harvest’s rye bread was most especially befouled, besotted with otherworldly ergotamine goodness. The Lord giveth many blessings, my man. Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 I got a diseased dick id like to show you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 I think you have to get that tattooed on your butt. I've overheard people saying to others, "I'm going to get 'Medieval' on your ass". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StExquisite Posted September 28, 2020 Author Share Posted September 28, 2020 5 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: I got a diseased dick id like to show you. *motions Inquisition towards Sawdy* THIS MAN RIGHT HERE, MONSIGNOR!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StExquisite Posted September 28, 2020 Author Share Posted September 28, 2020 1 hour ago, tsar4 said: I think you have to get that tattooed on your butt. I've overheard people saying to others, "I'm going to get 'Medieval' on your ass". Perish the thought! The only tattoo I’m getting is the bloodied scars that were inflicted by penitent self-flaeggelation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 Like what Marcellus Wallace did to Zed, medieval? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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