My bologna has a first name

[Sieg67]

It's Phillip.

[Sofa King Kule]

What do you call Italian salami?

[Mortir]

Ew gross dude how do you even eat that stuff it is so salty and processed. I bet you like canned sausages and Spam too. Gross.

[Mini_ghost420]

tell Phillip to make you a sandwich. A self making sandwich beats a full house.

 

[Sieg67]

11 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said:

What do you call Italian salami?

Communism.

[Sieg67]

1 minute ago, Mini_ghost420 said:

tell Phillip to make you a sandwich. A self making sandwich beats a full house.

 

I don't believe we have that technology.  We need to get our scientist right on that.

[Mini_ghost420]

Just now, Sieg67 said:

I don't believe we have that technology.  We need to get our scientist right on that.

this is something for the witch-doctor, not the scientist 

[Sieg67]

16 minutes ago, Mortir said:

Ew gross dude how do you even eat that stuff it is so salty and processed. I bet you like canned sausages and Spam too. Gross.

I can't eat Phillip.  I'm not a monster.

[Seight]

 

[Sieg67]

54 minutes ago, Seight said:

 

I'm amazed that this hasn't reached the top of the charts.

Beautiful,  soulful, and lyrically brilliant.  A song that transcends time, language and culture.
There shall never be another like it.

Edited September 10, 2020 by Sieg67

[Skiles]

7 hours ago, Mortir said:

Ew gross dude how do you even eat that stuff

I feel like most people eat stuff with their mouths, but if you have an alternative that you'd like to share with the class, we're listening.

[Sieg67]

4 minutes ago, Skiles said:

I feel like most people eat stuff with their mouths, but if you have an alternative that you'd like to share with the class, we're listening.

*Alludes to Southpark*