UwP Posted September 9, 2020 Author Share Posted September 9, 2020 22 minutes ago, resurrected said: Fantastic. Can I hold a dollar? This isn't a charity. Keep it moving. 😡 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 1 hour ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: This isn't a charity. Keep it moving. 😡 I don't dance for free. You gotta tip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 21 hours ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: The place where your ADHD/ADD and everything inbetween gets to run wild. If you're posting here who's getting blamed for murdering everyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 8 hours ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: ALL POTATOES ARE CUTE. NO I.....THEY.....AREN'T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted September 9, 2020 Author Share Posted September 9, 2020 9 hours ago, resurrected said: I don't dance for free. You gotta tip. Just the tip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted September 9, 2020 Author Share Posted September 9, 2020 6 hours ago, molarbear said: If you're posting here who's getting blamed for murdering everyone? Cau. 👀 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted September 9, 2020 Author Share Posted September 9, 2020 4 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: NO I.....THEY.....AREN'T YUS THEY IS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 1 hour ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: Just the tip. I mean, more than 10% is always appreciated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 22 hours ago, resurrected said: It really gets kinky when the belt misses the ass and hits the nut sack and turns it blue. I thought "blue balls" meant something else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted September 9, 2020 Author Share Posted September 9, 2020 41 minutes ago, resurrected said: I mean, more than 10% is always appreciated. (8 It appears 8% is all you get Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 34 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I thought "blue balls" meant something else. It means several things. None of which are comforting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 7 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: (8 It appears 8% is all you get Pfft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted September 9, 2020 Author Share Posted September 9, 2020 Just now, resurrected said: Pfft. PFFFFFTTTTT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted September 9, 2020 Author Share Posted September 9, 2020 37 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I thought "blue balls" meant something else. You learn something new every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: PFFFFFTTTTT. That sounded like a wet one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted September 9, 2020 Author Share Posted September 9, 2020 Just now, resurrected said: That sounded like a wet one. I accidentally sharted. Will you change my diaper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 1 minute ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: I accidentally sharted. Will you change my diaper? I mean, no. Shit is where I draw the line. I'll let you borrow my pressure washer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted September 9, 2020 Author Share Posted September 9, 2020 1 minute ago, resurrected said: I mean, no. Shit is where I draw the line. I'll let you borrow my pressure washer. Make sure you get angle it just right to give an enema too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 42 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: Make sure you get angle it just right to give an enema too. YOU make sure YOU get the angle right. I said you could BORROW my pressure washer. Not that I'd be operating it. If your pooter needs cleansing, then my pressure washer will do the trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted September 9, 2020 Author Share Posted September 9, 2020 3 hours ago, resurrected said: YOU make sure YOU get the angle right. I said you could BORROW my pressure washer. Not that I'd be operating it. If your pooter needs cleansing, then my pressure washer will do the trick. So does my cooter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 11 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: So does my cooter Uhoh. 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted September 9, 2020 Author Share Posted September 9, 2020 4 hours ago, resurrected said: MMMM COOTER FLAVORITED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 (edited) 10 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: MMMM COOTER FLAVORITED Or it masks the scent. Edited September 9, 2020 by resurrected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted September 9, 2020 Author Share Posted September 9, 2020 1 minute ago, resurrected said: Or it mask the scent. Or it's your upper lip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: Or it's your upper lip. I lost my upper lip in a poker game. Aces and eights. Dead man's hand. It's a bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted September 9, 2020 Author Share Posted September 9, 2020 14 minutes ago, resurrected said: I lost my upper lip in a poker game. Aces and eights. Dead man's hand. It's a bitch. I don't have hands. I type on the keyboard with my nose. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 23 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: I don't have hands. I type on the keyboard with my nose. This is starting to explain some things now. Like the pooter, cooter issues. We don't have any prosthetic hands lying around, but there are some prosthetic feet up in Dumpster Fires that are up for grabs. If Dudeco hasn't already popped the cherry on them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted September 10, 2020 Author Share Posted September 10, 2020 19 minutes ago, resurrected said: This is starting to explain some things now. Like the pooter, cooter issues. We don't have any prosthetic hands lying around, but there are some prosthetic feet up in Dumpster Fires that are up for grabs. If Dudeco hasn't already popped the cherry on them. I used those for my fetish needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 50 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: I used those for my fetish needs. No hands. Foot fetish. Dirty ass. Dirty crotch. You been hanging out with Dirty Mike and the boys haven't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted September 10, 2020 Author Share Posted September 10, 2020 1 hour ago, resurrected said: No hands. Foot fetish. Dirty ass. Dirty crotch. You been hanging out with Dirty Mike and the boys haven't you? We've been around the block once or twice. That's how I met your mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 15 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: We've been around the block once or twice. That's how I met your mom. Yeah. She's a dirty bitch too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 16 hours ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: YUS THEY IS. NOPE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted September 10, 2020 Author Share Posted September 10, 2020 12 hours ago, resurrected said: Yeah. She's a dirty bitch too. That means you're a dirty crotch goblin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted September 10, 2020 Author Share Posted September 10, 2020 11 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: NOPE DIDNT CLICK. CANT GIVE ME VIRUSES MEOW BOT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 11 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: That means you're a dirty crotch goblin Nu huh. You are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted September 13, 2020 Share Posted September 13, 2020 On 9/10/2020 at 9:52 AM, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: DIDNT CLICK. CANT GIVE ME VIRUSES MEOW BOT Too bad. You would've liked that particular style of food, too. OH WHALE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted September 27, 2020 Author Share Posted September 27, 2020 On 9/10/2020 at 11:05 AM, resurrected said: Nu huh. You are. NOOOO YOUUUUU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted September 27, 2020 Author Share Posted September 27, 2020 On 9/13/2020 at 1:18 AM, lupin_bebop said: Too bad. You would've liked that particular style of food, too. OH WHALE I only eat chikky wangs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 40 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: NOOOO YOUUUUU Oh shit. You're back. I had to scroll up to see what the hell was being discussed. Snatch sniffer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted September 27, 2020 Author Share Posted September 27, 2020 18 minutes ago, resurrected said: Oh shit. You're back. I had to scroll up to see what the hell was being discussed. Snatch sniffer. You're back. Pp groomer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 Just now, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: You're back. Pp groomer That's Dr. Pp groomer. I'm also the Clit Commander. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 2 hours ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: I only eat chikky wangs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted September 28, 2020 Author Share Posted September 28, 2020 4 minutes ago, Raptorpat said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwP Posted September 28, 2020 Author Share Posted September 28, 2020 1 hour ago, resurrected said: That's Dr. Pp groomer. I'm also the Clit Commander. That looks like tree hugging monkeys to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 37 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: That looks like tree hugging monkeys to me. You're a tree hugging monkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 22 hours ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: I only eat chikky wangs I thought it was nuggets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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