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Posted
1 minute ago, new_disease said:

What's happening in the future, can I stop it? If I meet future me will the universe implode? 

You have three hours to live.

I think that answers all your questions. 

Posted
1 minute ago, new_disease said:

I knew this day would come. Yet I did nothing to prepare for it. 

A wise man once said "time is money and the reaper knows the budget"

I don't know what it means, but it sounds kewl

Posted
4 hours ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

I think we collectively concluded the soul is stored in the balls.

Mr. Belvedere sat on his soul once and they had to stop filming for two days.

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Posted
11 minutes ago, Seight said:

Mr. Belvedere sat on his soul once and they had to stop filming for two days.

....Is this for real, because I want it to be.

 

At any rate, last time I was at an IHOP at 2am, I was soooooo shitfaced.  I don't remember ordering, I don't remember waiting for an order, I don't remember us going back to the house, and I don't remember eating the food.....But I DO remember having a problem paying.  Like I knew I had money but couldn't find it or some shit....Like I had the wrong card, or no cash....I honestly don't remember what the issue was...I just remember being faded and the girl looking real annoyed.....That stuck out and that face still is burned into my memory.

 

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