Fuck Tootsie Rolls. Shit tier candy.

[Codename: Jackass]

Just now, Poof said:

ever put a tootsie roll in your butt?

Just my finger.

And a miniature Axe can.

[Lasty]

14 minutes ago, empty said:

When would that be a realistic scenario for me?

Probable or not, that's what would happen.

[Codename: Jackass]

1 minute ago, Lasty said:

Probable or not, that's what would happen.

I'd probably go for fresh water first.

[Lasty]

2 minutes ago, empty said:

I'd probably go for fresh water first.

but the tootsie roll would still make you cry

[Naraku4656]

 

[Poof]

40 minutes ago, empty said:

Just my finger.

And a miniature Axe can.

I believe you

[Codename: Jackass]

23 minutes ago, Lasty said:

but the tootsie roll would still make you cry

I'd cry because it wasn't real food.

I would probably drown myself.

[Codename: Jackass]

1 minute ago, Poof said:

I believe you

Gotta learn about yourself, right?

[Lasty]

20 minutes ago, empty said:

I'd cry because it wasn't real food.

I would probably drown myself.

You'd cry because it was something to eat aside from the raw whale carcass you'd been eating raw because you couldn't start a fire.

 

You're right, though, Tootsie Rolls suck. I'm just giving you a hard time.

[new_disease]

3 hours ago, empty said:

I hate peanuts. Payday is an exception.

Same. Except for japanese peanuts, I actually like those. Also this gave me an idea for how to pass the time. Time to rank a bunch of candy on tiermaker 

[katt_goddess]

19 hours ago, tsar4 said:

Here's some bottom tier stuff 

Those aren't completely bottom tier when you are told you may only have one candy and you reach into the bowl and every last one of those damn things is welded together.

In little kid land, that counts as 'one piece of candy' .