Azalar Hex Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 (edited) Suddenly, a buffalo appears and points a gun at you. You can either dive off the cliff or have sex with the buffalo. What do you do? Edited June 9, 2020 by Azalar Hex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalar Hex Posted June 9, 2020 Author Share Posted June 9, 2020 The cliff is 117 feet above the ground below. The buffalo is of middling attractiveness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalar Hex Posted June 9, 2020 Author Share Posted June 9, 2020 Your face. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 I throw myself off the cliff because the Buffalo doesn't know my Shirts have built in parachutes What page do I turn to next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalar Hex Posted June 10, 2020 Author Share Posted June 10, 2020 Your parachutes deploy successfully and the buffalo explodes. Suddenly you are stricken with explosive diarrhea and interrupt a wedding below. You are sued and jailed. You die from eating bad prison cheese. THE END 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 Bro.. I've looked for you so long buffalo. Why.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 Well, I am a 37 year old virgin... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 ... Is the buffalo inflatable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 21 hours ago, TrigunBebop said: ... Is the buffalo inflatable? *answers for Azalar* Yes. It is made of inflatable mylar. What do you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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