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But first some backstory.

I'm an alpha male, as simple as that. Being the alpha male that I am I make sure to pay my respects to the big man in the clouds as much as I can, so I go to church on Sundays and Wednesday, and being as alpha as I am I'll also go on Mondays and Thursdays, but when I feel like I really need to pay my dues I'll go on Tuesdays and Fridays, sometimes Saturdays.

Anywho, so I met this one cute Christian girl there. We're talking real cute, 10 out of 10. Blonde hair with warm tits and a big heart, she has it where it counts. So being the assertive male that I am I invite her out, not to go drinking obviously cause I don't touch the devil's nectar, that not being alpha at all. After that we're at her place in her room, and we're all talking and hugging and all that, she then mentions how she's a virgin and that we can't have sex, and I applauded her for that, being an alpha meaning that I only have sex after marriage and for the sole purpose of procreation. But that was when she instead asked me if I wanted to do anal, and I was like "woah, back the hell up." I couldn't believe that she'd casually ask me to perform sodomy like it was nothing. I had no choice but to leave her room and go tell her father, the pastor, about what his daughter tried proposing. I like her so I don't want her to go to hell, so I felt like it was the right thing to do, being alpha and all.

So how has your day been?

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Just now, WhoWhatWhenWhy said:

Depends, would you like a starring role in the movie?

I'm ok being the token brown friend who shows up for like 2 scenes and is never mentioned again. 

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2 minutes ago, ELDEMONIO said:

I'm ok being the token brown friend who shows up for like 2 scenes and is never mentioned again. 

You don't wanna be the wingman to the alpha male character?

There'll be a pizza party after each shoot.

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1 minute ago, WhoWhatWhenWhy said:

You don't wanna be the wingman to the alpha male character?

There'll be a pizza party after each shoot.

That's actually not a bad idea. The wingman tends to end up with the friend and have crazy smex and live a happy life and travel to Italy while the main cast fight and try to figure their lives out.

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1 minute ago, ELDEMONIO said:

That's actually not a bad idea. The wingman tends to end up with the friend and have crazy smex and live a happy life and travel to Italy while the main cast fight and try to figure their lives out.

I'm planning for a plot twist where it's revealed that the girls father is actually the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler and then he has a street fight with the main character to find out once and for all who the real alpha male is.

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3 minutes ago, WhoWhatWhenWhy said:

I'm planning for a plot twist where it's revealed that the girls father is actually the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler and then he has a street fight with the main character to find out once and for all who the real alpha male is.

Can't wait for the cool CGI fighting.:O

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Posted
1 hour ago, stilgar said:

Viper?

No Christian girl would ever fall for that guy! He only gets those low confidence weird chicks! 😏

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9 minutes ago, Ultima said:

No Christian girl would ever fall for that guy! He only gets those low confidence weird chicks! 😏

Ultima, how's the Z Man doing? As his disciple I still have much to learn about how to be an alpha male.

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22 minutes ago, Ultima said:

No Christian girl would ever fall for that guy! He only gets those low confidence weird chicks! 😏

It says a lot about you zeni, since you can't even get those types of women.

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7 minutes ago, stilgar said:

It says a lot about you zeni, since you can't even get those types of women.

woah man, you better back off of the Z Man, I once saw him take on three bikers at the same time.

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27 minutes ago, WhoWhatWhenWhy said:

Ultima, how's the Z Man doing? As his disciple I still have much to learn about how to be an alpha male.

He texted me right now and says that he has an 18 year old woman hanging from his neck. Life is good it seems. Someone should send this thread to that "Viper" character.

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6 minutes ago, Ultima said:

He texted me right now and says that he has an 18 year old woman hanging from his neck. Life is good it seems. Someone should send this thread to that "Viper" character.

Very nice, very nice. I still have a long way to go but I hope to make him proud one day.

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55 minutes ago, WhoWhatWhenWhy said:

woah man, you better back off of the Z Man, I once saw him take on three bikers at the same time.

Why would you want to watch three bikers turn zeni's anus inside out?

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Posted
21 minutes ago, Seight said:

oh god the Zeni Cinematic Universe is expanding

Oh Neptune | Know Your Meme

 

One thing to look forward to: There's zero chance of a "Son of Zeni" installment. Right?

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38 minutes ago, Gyaos said:

One thing to look forward to: There's zero chance of a "Son of Zeni" installment. Right?

 

If only... My ex almost got me to create his son because his Magnum XL was too small and kept slipping off, but I made sure he kept burning through new ones because I wasn't ready for all of that. It's only a matter of time sadly. ☹️

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11 hours ago, WhoWhatWhenWhy said:

But that was when she instead asked me if I wanted to do anal, and I was like "woah, back the hell up."  I had no choice but to leave her room

You're sending mixed messages here.

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6 hours ago, RG3 said:

 

If only... My ex almost got me to create his son because his Magnum XL was too small and kept slipping off, but I made sure he kept burning through new ones because I wasn't ready for all of that. It's only a matter of time sadly. ☹️

 

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