cyberbully Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 (edited) Then shave it into something ridiculous....But always look stoic and unbothered as I don it. Like "Yes, you know this looks fucking stupid....But I appear to be a humorless prick and I dare you to call me on it". Also eye brows.....I wanna do something ambitious with them..... I think it was Howie Mandel that said he would cut them off and draw them higher on his head so people would always go "Why so surprised". Edited March 12, 2020 by cyberbully 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 12 minutes ago, cyberbully said: Then shave it into something ridiculous....But always look stoic and unbothered as I don it. The only reason I complain about not being able to grow facial hair is because of this I would totally do this shit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 30 minutes ago, molarbear said: The only reason I complain about not being able to grow facial hair is because of this I would totally do this shit I would have rocked a Snidely Whiplash for at least a week. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 Guy Fieri style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 Shave flames into it and when someone asks about it go "I don't know what you mean." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 The process of growing a quality beard, really limits your desire to shave it in to something ridiculous... outside of your 20s that is... The itching is fucking real man. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted March 12, 2020 Author Share Posted March 12, 2020 27 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: The process of growing a quality beard, really limits your desire to shave it in to something ridiculous... outside of your 20s that is... The itching is fucking real man. The itching is why I won't grow one....It's hard enough to sleep as it is..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 1 minute ago, cyberbully said: The itching is why I won't grow one....It's hard enough to sleep as it is..... And not that you need the help, but only guys compliment me on my beard... so it's like, what has this all been for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted March 12, 2020 Author Share Posted March 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: And not that you need the help, but only guys compliment me on my beard... so it's like, what has this all been for? Duh.....Dude ass. But seriously....I can appreciate a fine facial mane, even though I'd not do it myself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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