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I'll probably just chill in my living room today


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It's a nice day outside, and I thought about taking my alpha male swag out to public places to hook up with some random cuties, but I'll just stay home instead. I can always go out to the bar later on tonight and find a hot blonde girl in early 20s and get her laid, but I might just put my "chill switch" on and take it easy at home.

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no, we are hotter than you and actually get some.

 

 

I don't think so. The one's who are vocal about it, aren't about it at all. The true social warriors and sex masters are the ones who are humble about their conquests, such as myself.  S:

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So much jealousy...

 

Zeni..

You can't even bang a board member let alone a person you meet irl.

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Zeni has crippling anxiety and agoraphobia he means no harm

 

 

Yeah right I'm not afraid of anything and that's why I'm an alpha male who beats everybody up, takes the hottest girls, and evades the police every day. Total savage

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Yeah right I'm not afraid of anything and that's why I'm an alpha male who beats everybody up, takes the hottest girls, and evades the police every day. Total savage

 

 

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Yeah right I'm not afraid of anything and that's why I'm an alpha male who beats everybody up, takes the hottest girls, and evades the police every day. Total savage

you get no girls. they evade you on okc by getting you ip banned.
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Yeah right I'm not afraid of anything and that's why I'm an alpha male who beats everybody up, takes the hottest girls, and evades the police every day. Total savage

When  the fuck did any of that happen?  When you were playing Grand Theft Auto?

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Gonna be very interesting lol.

 

1) Did they try to get in contact with my previous employers like they said they would?

2) If so, did my previous employers tell them about my job abandonment episodes?

3) Will I get sent home/fired without working a day if all of that goes down?

4) Will security be able to restrain me from kicking ass if I get fired on Day 1 over that?

5) If the boss decides to keep me, will he be on my back like a watchdog because he knows about that stuff?

 

 

 

 

Well? Am I overthinking this? Am I gonna have to... use force...

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Why do they always make me flip out and get violent?  :(

 

Because there are barely any true alpha males left in the world, they assume they can walk all over you until you push back.

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It's a real shame that the world's come to this. And nowadays if the alpha male beast gets unleashed, instead of dealing with it like men/women, people are so quick to hit the red button for security and lock themselves in their offices until ten massive security officers restrain me and all is safe or to reach into their purses and sucker shot me with mace and run back into the bar and beg the bouncers to protect them when all I wanted was to have a talk!!

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