Zenigundam Posted February 25, 2017 Posted February 25, 2017 It's a nice day outside, and I thought about taking my alpha male swag out to public places to hook up with some random cuties, but I'll just stay home instead. I can always go out to the bar later on tonight and find a hot blonde girl in early 20s and get her laid, but I might just put my "chill switch" on and take it easy at home.
CutieQuesadilla Posted February 25, 2017 Posted February 25, 2017 Get her laid? You can't even get yourself laid.
Still Me Posted February 25, 2017 Posted February 25, 2017 get "her" laid isn't even the appropriate use of that slang
CutieQuesadilla Posted February 25, 2017 Posted February 25, 2017 Do I sense... jealousy? no, we are hotter than you and actually get some.
Zenigundam Posted February 25, 2017 Author Posted February 25, 2017 no, we are hotter than you and actually get some. I don't think so. The one's who are vocal about it, aren't about it at all. The true social warriors and sex masters are the ones who are humble about their conquests, such as myself. S:
CutieQuesadilla Posted February 25, 2017 Posted February 25, 2017 I don't think so. The one's who are vocal about it, aren't about it at all. The true social warriors and sex masters are the ones who are humble about their conquests, such as myself. S: aka :fap:
Guest The Hound Posted February 25, 2017 Posted February 25, 2017 So much jealousy... Zeni.. You can't even bang a board member let alone a person you meet irl.
Zenigundam Posted February 25, 2017 Author Posted February 25, 2017 Zeni.. You can't even bang a board member let alone a person you meet irl. *gets in your face* You need to stop it with these lies...
Misaka Posted February 25, 2017 Posted February 25, 2017 Get her laid? You can't even get yourself laid. Ouch And I thought I dig those daggers in deep
NaBarney Posted February 25, 2017 Posted February 25, 2017 Zeni has crippling anxiety and agoraphobia he means no harm
Zenigundam Posted February 25, 2017 Author Posted February 25, 2017 Zeni has crippling anxiety and agoraphobia he means no harm Yeah right I'm not afraid of anything and that's why I'm an alpha male who beats everybody up, takes the hottest girls, and evades the police every day. Total savage
Kudasai Posted February 25, 2017 Posted February 25, 2017 Yeah right I'm not afraid of anything and that's why I'm an alpha male who beats everybody up, takes the hottest girls, and evades the police every day. Total savage
CutieQuesadilla Posted February 25, 2017 Posted February 25, 2017 Yeah right I'm not afraid of anything and that's why I'm an alpha male who beats everybody up, takes the hottest girls, and evades the police every day. Total savage you get no girls. they evade you on okc by getting you ip banned.
1pooh4u Posted February 25, 2017 Posted February 25, 2017 Yeah right I'm not afraid of anything and that's why I'm an alpha male who beats everybody up, takes the hottest girls, and evades the police every day. Total savage When the fuck did any of that happen? When you were playing Grand Theft Auto?
Misaka Posted February 26, 2017 Posted February 26, 2017 you get no girls. they evade you on okc by getting you ip banned. Another jab to the back Boo = 2 Zeni = 0
Zenigundam Posted February 26, 2017 Author Posted February 26, 2017 I'm here drinking and laughing at anyone who believes that bologna. Girls are so easy to get for me because I'm the complete package. <3
Misaka Posted February 26, 2017 Posted February 26, 2017 How goes that job hunting? Women don't date broke kids
Zenigundam Posted February 26, 2017 Author Posted February 26, 2017 I don't have to listen to this nonsense! *storms out and slams door behind him*
Zenigundam Posted February 26, 2017 Author Posted February 26, 2017 I'm back. Need some more drinks and some ladies up in here. Lemme consult my cell phone
Houdini Splicer Posted February 26, 2017 Posted February 26, 2017 I'm back. Need some more drinks and some ladies up in here. Lemme consult my cell phone A glutton for punishment, I see.
Misaka Posted February 26, 2017 Posted February 26, 2017 I'm back. Need some more drinks and some ladies up in here. Lemme consult my cell phone Those sex blowup dolls don't count
Zenigundam Posted February 26, 2017 Author Posted February 26, 2017 Gonna be very interesting lol. 1) Did they try to get in contact with my previous employers like they said they would? 2) If so, did my previous employers tell them about my job abandonment episodes? 3) Will I get sent home/fired without working a day if all of that goes down? 4) Will security be able to restrain me from kicking ass if I get fired on Day 1 over that? 5) If the boss decides to keep me, will he be on my back like a watchdog because he knows about that stuff? Well? Am I overthinking this? Am I gonna have to... use force...
Zenigundam Posted February 26, 2017 Author Posted February 26, 2017 Yes. Why do they always make me flip out and get violent?
Ric Posted February 26, 2017 Posted February 26, 2017 Why do they always make me flip out and get violent? Because there are barely any true alpha males left in the world, they assume they can walk all over you until you push back.
Zenigundam Posted February 26, 2017 Author Posted February 26, 2017 It's a real shame that the world's come to this. And nowadays if the alpha male beast gets unleashed, instead of dealing with it like men/women, people are so quick to hit the red button for security and lock themselves in their offices until ten massive security officers restrain me and all is safe or to reach into their purses and sucker shot me with mace and run back into the bar and beg the bouncers to protect them when all I wanted was to have a talk!!
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