Jump to content
UnevenEdge

-


Guest poof

Recommended Posts

Posted

Please don't kill my vibe. I just got this thing.

 

 

I remember this one time at a bar in college I was talking to this really hot girl on the second floor balcony of a bar, and we were having a great convo, and then her friend intervened and killed the vibe and excellent mood. A total buzzkill, but I played it cool even though I wanted to yell out, "EXCUSE ME I WAS TALKING TO HER!" because if I yelled that out, hot girl would have thought I was a psycho, but then again I never did see her again anyway, so maybe I should have just done that in full out alpha male armor, and perhaps it would have actually worked, but ya have to remember that I only had like five seconds to act, it's not like Apollo 13 or Armageddon where you at least have some direction and aren't out there in space wondering WTF to do.

Posted

well aren't u a cute little lollypop triple dipped in psycho

 

"gives you a police pull string device"

 

That will call police instantly to you and arrest zeni

Posted

 

I remember this one time at a bar in college I was talking to this really hot girl on the second floor balcony of a bar, and we were having a great convo, and then her friend intervened and killed the vibe and excellent mood. A total buzzkill, but I played it cool even though I wanted to yell out, "EXCUSE ME I WAS TALKING TO HER!" because if I yelled that out, hot girl would have thought I was a psycho, but then again I never did see her again anyway, so maybe I should have just done that in full out alpha male armor, and perhaps it would have actually worked, but ya have to remember that I only had like five seconds to act, it's not like Apollo 13 or Armageddon where you at least have some direction and aren't out there in space wondering WTF to do.

 

Who said you could talk to me?

Posted

id rather he become obsessed & comes to get me & I kill him in self defense

 

Ok

 

gives you a double barrel shotgun with elephant rounds

 

 

Posted

Who said you could talk to me?

 

 

Your post reminded me of a great personal anecdote, well not really so great because I'm kinda sad about friend taking hot girl away from our brilliant convo so I'm gonna drink some more and take a nap.

×
×
  • Create New...