InsaneFox Posted November 4, 2019 Posted November 4, 2019 You go back to your old town to find that the girl you were casually banging off and on now has a boyfriend. I mean, I wish them well, but damn. I should start trying to date again... or some shit. Maybe I’ll just sell my body for super cheap. Getting kind of fat and old, and depreciation is a thing... 1 2
Naraku4656 Posted November 4, 2019 Posted November 4, 2019 sometimes i wonder what my first ex is up to. and other times i really don't want to think about it 1
InsaneFox Posted November 4, 2019 Author Posted November 4, 2019 My first ex is doing well with her kids and her lesbian fiancee.
molarbear Posted November 4, 2019 Posted November 4, 2019 22 minutes ago, InsaneFox said: Maybe I’ll just sell my body for super cheap. Getting kind of fat and old, and depreciation is a thing... You gotta put some word play on it refer to yourself as "well seasoned" instead of old, and, everyone knows that fat adds flavor
InsaneFox Posted November 4, 2019 Author Posted November 4, 2019 1 minute ago, molarbear said: You gotta put some word play on it refer to yourself as "well seasoned" instead of old, and, everyone knows that fat adds flavor I could do that. Or... I could just drink until I’m not lonely anymore.
wacky1980 Posted November 4, 2019 Posted November 4, 2019 1 minute ago, InsaneFox said: I could do that. Or... I could just drink until I’m not lonely anymore. been there...it doesn't work. 1
stilgar Posted November 4, 2019 Posted November 4, 2019 I'm sorry to hear that your sister has a boyfriend. 2
InsaneFox Posted November 4, 2019 Author Posted November 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: been there...it doesn't work. Psssh. Apply enough temporary fixes and the complications they cause will help you forget the original problem in NO time! 1
InsaneFox Posted November 4, 2019 Author Posted November 4, 2019 1 minute ago, stilgar said: I'm sorry to hear that your sister has a boyfriend. Both of them do. Fuckin’ hussies. 3
molarbear Posted November 4, 2019 Posted November 4, 2019 10 minutes ago, InsaneFox said: I could do that. Or... I could just drink until I’m not lonely anymore. Contrary to popular beliefs, that method does not work You ace that sword bottle opening though and I'm pretty sure panties will start melting off in mass 1 1
InsaneFox Posted November 4, 2019 Author Posted November 4, 2019 1 minute ago, molarbear said: Contrary to popular beliefs, that method does not work You ace that sword bottle opening though and I'm pretty sure panties will start melting off in mass Yeah. I still need to sharpen that thing.
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 4, 2019 Posted November 4, 2019 Been there, done that, man. Hope you find a way to get back in the saddle.
Naraku4656 Posted November 4, 2019 Posted November 4, 2019 15 hours ago, InsaneFox said: My first ex is doing well with her kids and her lesbian fiancee. I looked her up somewhat recently on Whitepages. Still seems like she's stuck in the hometown I escaped. We both went to the same high school. I graduated but she dropped out. She broke up with me because I had a hard time dealing with that. I was sad, but years later I realize I escaped
LoLJackass Posted November 4, 2019 Posted November 4, 2019 My first girlfriend is posting photoshopped selfies on FB....So I feel really bad for her.
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