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You go back to your old town to find that the girl you were casually banging off and on now has a boyfriend. I mean, I wish them well, but damn.

I should start trying to date again... or some shit. Maybe I’ll just sell my body for super cheap. Getting kind of fat and old, and depreciation is a thing...

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22 minutes ago, InsaneFox said:

 

 Maybe I’ll just sell my body for super cheap. Getting kind of fat and old, and depreciation is a thing...

You gotta put some word play on it

refer to yourself as "well seasoned" instead of old, and, everyone knows that fat adds flavor

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1 minute ago, molarbear said:

You gotta put some word play on it

refer to yourself as "well seasoned" instead of old, and, everyone knows that fat adds flavor

I could do that. Or... I could just drink until I’m not lonely anymore.

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2 minutes ago, wacky1980 said:

been there...it doesn't work.

Psssh. Apply enough temporary fixes and the complications they cause will help you forget the original problem in NO time! ;)

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10 minutes ago, InsaneFox said:

I could do that. Or... I could just drink until I’m not lonely anymore.

Contrary to popular beliefs, that method does not work

You ace that sword bottle opening though and I'm pretty sure panties will start melting off in mass

 

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1 minute ago, molarbear said:

Contrary to popular beliefs, that method does not work

You ace that sword bottle opening though and I'm pretty sure panties will start melting off in mass

 

Yeah. I still need to sharpen that thing.

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15 hours ago, InsaneFox said:

My first ex is doing well with her kids and her lesbian fiancee. 

I looked her up somewhat recently on Whitepages. Still seems like she's stuck in the hometown I escaped. We both went to the same high school. I graduated but she dropped out. She broke up with me because I had a hard time dealing with that. I was sad, but years later I realize I escaped

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