InsaneFox Posted November 4, 2019 Share Posted November 4, 2019 You go back to your old town to find that the girl you were casually banging off and on now has a boyfriend. I mean, I wish them well, but damn. I should start trying to date again... or some shit. Maybe I’ll just sell my body for super cheap. Getting kind of fat and old, and depreciation is a thing... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted November 4, 2019 Share Posted November 4, 2019 sometimes i wonder what my first ex is up to. and other times i really don't want to think about it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted November 4, 2019 Author Share Posted November 4, 2019 My first ex is doing well with her kids and her lesbian fiancee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted November 4, 2019 Share Posted November 4, 2019 22 minutes ago, InsaneFox said: Maybe I’ll just sell my body for super cheap. Getting kind of fat and old, and depreciation is a thing... You gotta put some word play on it refer to yourself as "well seasoned" instead of old, and, everyone knows that fat adds flavor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted November 4, 2019 Author Share Posted November 4, 2019 1 minute ago, molarbear said: You gotta put some word play on it refer to yourself as "well seasoned" instead of old, and, everyone knows that fat adds flavor I could do that. Or... I could just drink until I’m not lonely anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted November 4, 2019 Share Posted November 4, 2019 1 minute ago, InsaneFox said: I could do that. Or... I could just drink until I’m not lonely anymore. been there...it doesn't work. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted November 4, 2019 Share Posted November 4, 2019 I'm sorry to hear that your sister has a boyfriend. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted November 4, 2019 Author Share Posted November 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: been there...it doesn't work. Psssh. Apply enough temporary fixes and the complications they cause will help you forget the original problem in NO time! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted November 4, 2019 Author Share Posted November 4, 2019 1 minute ago, stilgar said: I'm sorry to hear that your sister has a boyfriend. Both of them do. Fuckin’ hussies. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted November 4, 2019 Share Posted November 4, 2019 10 minutes ago, InsaneFox said: I could do that. Or... I could just drink until I’m not lonely anymore. Contrary to popular beliefs, that method does not work You ace that sword bottle opening though and I'm pretty sure panties will start melting off in mass 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted November 4, 2019 Author Share Posted November 4, 2019 1 minute ago, molarbear said: Contrary to popular beliefs, that method does not work You ace that sword bottle opening though and I'm pretty sure panties will start melting off in mass Yeah. I still need to sharpen that thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 4, 2019 Share Posted November 4, 2019 Been there, done that, man. Hope you find a way to get back in the saddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted November 4, 2019 Share Posted November 4, 2019 15 hours ago, InsaneFox said: My first ex is doing well with her kids and her lesbian fiancee. I looked her up somewhat recently on Whitepages. Still seems like she's stuck in the hometown I escaped. We both went to the same high school. I graduated but she dropped out. She broke up with me because I had a hard time dealing with that. I was sad, but years later I realize I escaped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoLJackass Posted November 4, 2019 Share Posted November 4, 2019 My first girlfriend is posting photoshopped selfies on FB....So I feel really bad for her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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